You give my middle finger an erection.

You give my middle finger an erection.I never find the need to do this anymore.the harder it is for me to get my fingers up.

Haha - "Sometimes I drink water to surprise my liver." #funny #alcohol #someecards

Funny Confession Ecard: Sometimes I drink water to surprise my liver.

Juan Chao | Funny

A dog is able to learn up to 250 words and gestures. A dog can count up to five and can perform simple math. Equivalent Human Age: A cat doesn't give a fuck and is sick of your shit.

Weight Loss Funny...

Sometimes You Just Need to Laugh

So funny.I actually recently went to my doc and was told I am over weight.and was offered diet pills.didn't realize when they asked me how tall I am I told them not so of course I was too short!

My Four Moods ... too old, too tired, too sober, and I don't have time for this shit! Deal with it. Ha Ha Ha, too funny

My four Moods: I'm too old for this shit, I'm too tired for this shit, I'm too sober for this shit, I don't have time for this shit. I don't give a shit

Regilla ⚜ Una Fiorentina in California

If you lose your shoe at midnight, you're drunk. 30 quotes about life that are truly amazing.This is exactly right. Cinderella is a fairytale! For those of you who try to live up to it.

Thursday,  long weeks

Thursday, long weeks<<and I found this on an actual Thursday! How did it know?

Someecards funny, sarcastic ecards ...For more humor ecards visit www.bestfunnyjokes4u.com/

That bitch has more drama than a van full of drag queens on their way to a wig sale.

Beer is the importantest.

Beer is the importantest.

Beer Is Importanter funny lol humor funny pictures funny signs funny photos funny images hilarious pictures

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