... my friends say this

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Or I'm really happy, let's go buy shit. Or I'm sad, let's go buy shit.

... standard

I'm pretty tired of these kids running lemonade stands acting like they've never even heard of vodka before. See that, he came to a lemonade stand with an empty hand, I came with airline bottles of Smirnoff

take a complimentary stache

Funny pictures about Can't grow a mustache? Oh, and cool pics about Can't grow a mustache? Also, Can't grow a mustache?


Funny Friendship Ecard: It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.


Funny Weekend Ecard: Being asked if I want another drink is like being asked if I want money.


Learn the difference. If you feel hungry, drink a glass of ice cold water. If you're still hungry after that, then you may eat. But don't tell yourself you're hungry because of a small craving.