My parents accused me of lying today. I looked at them and said 'tooth fairy, easter bunny, santa claus' and walked away like a boss.

WHY I NEVER TOLD MY KIDS THESE LIES.Funny Family Ecard: My parents accused me of lying today. I looked at them and said 'tooth fairy, easter bunny, santa claus' and walked away like a boss.

When people try to rain on your parade, poke them in th eye with your umbrella. So THAT'S why Mycroft carries the umbrella. <----- That is exactly what I thought!

precisely.

Free and Funny Reminders Ecard: Anyone driving slower than me is an idiot, anyone driving faster than me is a maniac.

and still are

Your God-fearing updates do not cause me to forget the godless whore you were in high school.

another term for the word "mathematic"

Job & Work quote & saying another term for the word "mathematic". The quote Description another term for the word "mathematic"

Amen!

I would play wine pong. Here is a game for me! Better than beer pong.even though when I played beer pong I cheated and had my own drink!

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