Hey girl, I get how you spent 300 dollars at Target when we just needed toilet paper. I do that, too.
Hey girl. Let's go shopping. I downloaded the Jo-Ann app on my phone for you.
Hey girl. I mean... WOMAN.
Hey girl. I know it's that time of the month. Let me whip up some Death By Chocolate and we can just cuddle.
Hey girl. My eyes are up here.
Hey girl. I love the way you made that mason jar into a lamp.
Hey girl. Why haven't you started an Etsy shop yet?
Hey girl. I'll always know it was you who started the owl craze.
Eat your vegetables