It took me 5 days to read a book that was like 600 pages. It takes me days to read a book that's pages! I hate when people say books are "so long" and then your just like "Seriously? Have you ever read Harry Potter?
gotta' hate that. haha that happened to one of my friends, except we were at church, and it fell onto the pew in front of him. so he quickly picked it up and stuck it back in his mouth. I wasn't sure whether to laugh or be absolutely disgusted.