Seriously!

Quick check your face, because I just found a nose in my business.to bad it's usually my nose.

Lol I do this all the time!

I'm 'it's and you wanna start a movie this late? When did I become this person?//YUP, sums it right up.

I hate when the debit/credit card reader at the checkout asks if the amount is okay? It's not okay. I want all this crap for a dollar.

Ha

Ecard: Nothing says 'I mean business' like using a cart at the liquor store.( or Total Wine)

On particularly rough days when I’m sure I can’t possibly endure. I like to remind myself that my track record for getting through bad days so far is and that’s pretty good.

"what a load of crap!" Dump A Day Funny Pictures Of The Day - 103 Pics

"There isn't enough room in your mind for both worry and faith. You must decide which one will live there." -- Unknown

There isn't enough room in your mind for both worry & faith. You must decide which one will live there. (need to remember this!

A quote for that next family event . Jack Nicholson "Go sell crazy somewhere else, we're all stocked up here.

So true!!!!

Take a BERRY Break (40 photos)

Funny Quote - Cleaning is just putting stuff in less obvious places or like my husband, cleans the garage and puts the "stuff" in the living room and not where it belongs

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