Let me tell you about the time I raced a donkey wearing heels…. I shit you not. I ended up being allergic to the donkey and my thighs were chafed for weeks….but I won a keg of beer and a grandstand...
says it all
Great quote, but Johnny Depp did not coin this phrase!!! It pisses me off that people give him credit for this grrrrrr! I know Ian Somerhalder said it, not saying he coined it, I just know he's said it at some point.