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If You Are Going To Act Like A Turd Go Lay In The Yard Sign by Sawdust City. These signs are made in Wisconsin and are solid knotty pine with a smooth finish that is intended to look time worn.

It's for your own safety...

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I'm having technical difficulties with my attitude today. I apologize for any inconvenience this may cause you. Avoidance is suggested for safety.

"Your still a Rockstar" I whisper to myself as I take a multivitamin & get in bed at

Seriously.

It is impressive that you are flexible enough to have your foot in your mouth and your head up your ass all at the same time. Maybe one day I will say this to someone ha ha

The path of inner peace begins with four words. Not my effing problem. I need to remember this!

Lack of poker face= bad for you, good for your therapist haha. Being transparent doesn't have to be a bad thing :) #recovery #anxiety

Lack of poker face= bad for you, good for your therapist haha. Being transparent doesn't have to be a bad thing :) Too bad this isn't me

HA! Exactly

I'm a handful but that's why you have two hands.

"Me normally: "That's ok I'll wear the same shirt for 5 days" Me packing for vacation: "I'll probably change 7 times a day so I'll need 42 shirts" "

Oh this is definately me packing. "Me normally: "That's ok I'll wear the same shirt for 5 days" Me packing for vacation: "I'll probably change 7 times a day so I'll need 42 shirts" "

Haha I must be someone's favorite then :P

don't ever feel bad about how awkward you are while trying to make friends because trust me i am worse sigh>>>literally same

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Diamonds ain't even a girls best friend anymore. Black leggings are.

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