Glowing Eyes: Save finished toilet paper rolls, cut eyes into them. Put glow sticks in the toilet paper rolls. Place the rolls into your hedge, trees or bushes at night. Watch people freak out as they pass your lawn.
On a very serious note. I know this is not related to this bored, but please pass it on. It's so unfair that the people who risk their lives for their country do not receive much in return for their service.