Neal Lynch

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Weehawken, NJ  ·  I'm a Content Partnership Manager for Dailymotion.com and a stand-up comedian.
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If you want your soccer team to score a goal just ask me to go to the bathroom. Works like a charm. https://t.co/GjCPDLXpKh

If you want your soccer team to score a goal just ask me to go to the bathroom. Works like a charm. https://t.co/GjCPDLXpKh

Me after a couple jalapeno-infused margies.  https://t.co/vjIg8ramCC

Me after a couple jalapeno-infused margies. https://t.co/vjIg8ramCC

CDC says 'do not eat' Honey Smacks as salmonella outbreak grows - I've avoided Honey Smacks since forever.  https://t.co/kzGjtmgRQX

CDC says 'do not eat' Honey Smacks as salmonella outbreak grows - I've avoided Honey Smacks since forever. https://t.co/kzGjtmgRQX

WWE stars cosplay as ECW greats from years past - YES! YES! YES!  https://t.co/znMiXiwgMh https://t.co/uz2kARE7JP

WWE stars cosplay as ECW greats from years past - YES! YES! YES! https://t.co/znMiXiwgMh https://t.co/uz2kARE7JP

3D crosswalks aim to slow down traffic and improve pedestrian safety  - if you look really closely you can actually see how many accidents this will cause.  https://t.co/cpf6H7DerR https://t.co/HkJpnREquK

3D crosswalks aim to slow down traffic and improve pedestrian safety - if you look really closely you can actually see how many accidents this will cause. https://t.co/cpf6H7DerR https://t.co/HkJpnREquK

Netflix will drop 47 comedy specials on the same day - This is what happens when Oprah's in charge of greenlighting.  https://t.co/OUZnq1fM9w https://t.co/DqGoL3sCgr

Netflix will drop 47 comedy specials on the same day - This is what happens when Oprah's in charge of greenlighting. https://t.co/OUZnq1fM9w https://t.co/DqGoL3sCgr

Sign this dude to a max contract to do ALL the statues. https://t.co/4c9FINLZBm

Sign this dude to a max contract to do ALL the statues. https://t.co/4c9FINLZBm

No One Should Care About #Madden Ratings But Eli Manning Getting a 76 is Obnoxious https://t.co/JqtToLyo1O https://t.co/wGIVmfnqQM

No One Should Care About #Madden Ratings But Eli Manning Getting a 76 is Obnoxious https://t.co/JqtToLyo1O https://t.co/wGIVmfnqQM

I've now posed for engagement photos and maternity photos (nbd) and there are 2 poses that should be permanently banned: kissing your partner's hair and kissing their clothed shoulder. I'm done making out with follicles and cotton. https://t.co/xDqfRHCV0D

I've now posed for engagement photos and maternity photos (nbd) and there are 2 poses that should be permanently banned: kissing your partner's hair and kissing their clothed shoulder. I'm done making out with follicles and cotton. https://t.co/xDqfRHCV0D

In his defense low energy technically still registers as energy. #mets https://t.co/P860B11eKz

In his defense low energy technically still registers as energy. #mets https://t.co/P860B11eKz

Me: Should I water the lawn?  Mother Nature: You should invest in an ark. https://t.co/dqfcWDMdtI

Me: Should I water the lawn? Mother Nature: You should invest in an ark. https://t.co/dqfcWDMdtI

Went to my cousin-in-laws high school graduation party. Got drunk. Shot some bubbles in #slowmotion. Shout out to my dad-in-law for making this look way cooler. https://t.co/u37rfALofp

Went to my cousin-in-laws high school graduation party. Got drunk. Shot some bubbles in #slowmotion. Shout out to my dad-in-law for making this look way cooler. https://t.co/u37rfALofp

The #JurassicWorld Franchise Needs Better Bad Guys in a Big Way https://t.co/9Ep0vypO5N https://t.co/VMzbc0XhK5

The #JurassicWorld Franchise Needs Better Bad Guys in a Big Way https://t.co/9Ep0vypO5N https://t.co/VMzbc0XhK5

Liked on #Spotify: "Seven Nation Army" by The White Stripes https://t.co/9MUzCVOLPv https://t.co/4n4FdwxLS4

Liked on #Spotify: "Seven Nation Army" by The White Stripes https://t.co/9MUzCVOLPv https://t.co/4n4FdwxLS4

Finished the final episode of #TheStaircase on Netflix last night only to watch my wife fall down the stairs today. Should I take the Alford plea? (PS - she's okay)

Finished the final episode of #TheStaircase on Netflix last night only to watch my wife fall down the stairs today. Should I take the Alford plea? (PS - she's okay)

Every time Asdrubal Cabrera slides it's like he's sliding right onto the DL. #Mets

Every time Asdrubal Cabrera slides it's like he's sliding right onto the DL. #Mets