I love Ellen and her show, and nearly every one of these tweets made me laugh.

Ellen’s Favorite Tweets

I mean, whoa...

Some Very Small Epiphanies That Will Change Your Outlook On Everyday Life... (Part 2)

Hahahaha.........that would work!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!@@@@@@@@@@@@    Dump A Day Funny Pictures Of The Day - 83 Pics

Hahahaha.........that would work!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!@@@@@@@@@@@@ Dump A Day Funny Pictures Of The Day - 83 Pics

or, "oops, i didn't unfollow you, my instagram is messing up."

College Probs on

or, "oops, i didn't unfollow you, my instagram is messing up."

I died reading this lol 20 ways to maintain a healthy level of insanity

catches rain water for you to use in the squirt gun that's attached to the handle... ridiculous yet genius.

catches rain water for you to use in the squirt gun that's attached to the handle... ridiculous yet genius.

Um... Yes!! Star Wars Thumb Wrestling Kit Has You Fighting With Small Lightsabers

Star Wars Thumb Wrestling Kit Has You Fighting With Small Lightsabers

Um... Yes!! Star Wars Thumb Wrestling Kit Has You Fighting With Small Lightsabers

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