Funny!

Just kidding I'm on my cupcake. Just kidding I hate cupcakes. Just kidding I live for cupcakes. Just kidding I live for veggies. Just kidding veggies make me sick. Just kidding millennials make me sick.

omg I'm dying

How often do you floss?

Every time my dental hygienist asks me "How often do you floss?" I say "It's been a while, why do you ask?" Jokes Now that's some "True Blood"!

97+ funny things to say to Siri... this could provide hours of entertainment!

100+ Funny Things to Say to Siri

Omniscient Siri by SaGa Design is an iPhone case inspired by Apple’s Siri digital assistant. The case won the design category in a competition to determine what Siri looks like, hosted by rapid manufacturing website Shapeways.

haha agreed.

Funny Encouragement Ecard: The problem with the world is, intelligent people are full of doubts, while stupid people are full of confidence.

:)

Because I feel fat today, I will have Cake! OMG, Her Plan is Soooooo Wrong, but…

Haha the worst

Free and Funny Thinking Of You Ecard: I was just wondering . Does anyone else get road rage from pushing a cart through Walmart . or is it just me?

Accurate.

Mom always said, if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all. And some people wonder why I'm so quiet around them. This made me laugh! So true!

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