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Uh, I did... Scared the crap out my co-worker too. She didn't feel it at first, but then I started giggling maniacally and she screamed and tried to decapitate me with her elbow. So, from experience, by all means try this out, but proceed with caution.
I mean I fkn will. I'm so insanely sick of being beaten down mentally and just completely taken advantage of on a daily basis in multiple ways that when it happens, it's not going to be pretty. Not at all.
All kidding aside, if you're out in the wilderness, or the zombie apocalypse, carry at least one knife with you. It's not only for defending yourself. A knife is in many ways your most important survival tool, and it is for a reason.