TBH holy water tastes like water (hahaha), but I know Helen tastes so much sweeter ;
I care about a lot so if u think I'm acting like I don't care. Truth is I don't give a fuck.
Who is guilty of this? My sweetie spilled the beans about wanting to put babies in my belly 6 years ago at a Jazz festival after a tad bit of whisky : )
Multitasking - the great myth of productivity.
You all realize I'm Gonna snap one day , right?
Trust me, when I woke up today, I had n plans to be awesome. But shit happens.
Fucken shit here I thought I needed to stop swearing lmfao
that could mean lots of things like Pinkie finger - Pinkie promise. Ring finger - I do. Middle finger - Fuck you. Pointer finger - Yea, you Thumb - I'm okay.
straight up fuck your sensitivities if it's the truth, deal with it
"Fucktardo" man thatd be my favorite word if I had the guts to say the "f word"