Insults & Snappy Comebacks
Insults & Snappy Comebacks
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Now I know this is rude, but my Mum used to give me lines to say to every mean thing that bullies would say to me. So next day when they would start I would just whip out one of my Mums lines. Kids did not bully me for long! And then the other bullied kids started to get me to sort things out for them. Words are a wonderful way to jhelp your children be powerful!
yesss! conversations I'll have with my children some day
That's how you tell a your mom joke, kids.
haha this is what I'm gonna tell my son!
Yo momma's a whore!
Thanks, mom haha
oh boy lol
I say this sometimes.
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Lmfao! I seriously wanna say this to some people lol
Hahahhabahahahaha. I dare you to use this...lol
hahahahahahaha i love it !!! #funny #humor #ecard
hahaah got to remember this one
Haha that's pretty funny!
OK, this is really funny.
So true here lately, I feel like I've gotten smarter and people have become idiots or lost their common sense
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Not enough puppets or crayons to help some people
Funny!!! Some people will totally get this ;)
For some people, it's sad but oh so true!
Puppets & crayons. Funny funny funny
I am STILL laughing
Story of my life.
Made me giggle.
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true. I am fluent in three languages ... English, sarcasm, and profanity. #loveit Free license taken in The Truth About Air & Water...just sayin'.
I am fluent in three languages, english, sarcasm and profanity! #sarcasm #wit #funny
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truth//I am fluent in three languages...English, Sarcasm, and profanity.
True story. I'm fluent in three languages
tri lingual. This is SO true!
So true for my life
hahah amen. Can you PLEASE stop airing your dirty laundry on FB? Try posting funny stuff. It would make everyone's day a little brighter!
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Haha! So true!!Try posting funny shit. It would make everyone's day a little brighter!
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Isn't that the truth. // hahaha! that is too funny!
Oh internet, your truth makes me laugh.
Too much truth in one e card
so true! Story of my life
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LOL ... Love it. You my friend should have been swallowed.
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You my friend....should have been swallowed...haha
You my friend, need yor dick sucked!
You My Friend Should
Here's your sign!
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Funny Quotes, LOL Quotes, Funny Quotes Graphics, Funny Sayings.... hahaha!! now that is funny.. some people
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Funny Quotes, LOL Quotes, Funny Quotes Graphics, Funny Sayings so true
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hahah ..no I`m skydiving -_-
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Sometimes the truth hurts
My new life motto
humor - wrong
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"You're so Fake, Barbie is Jealous" ____ for my friend Brittany, she would love this!
"You're so Fake, Barbie is Jealous" ____ for my friend Taylor, she would love this!
"You're so Fake, Barbie is Jealous". XD
"You're so Fake, Barbie is Jealous" :P
I shall use this in the near future...
"You're so Fake, Barbie is Jealous"
Oh this could describe so many....
Just sayin. .....;)
... and forgot to brush her teeth.
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When I work at 4:45 in the morning, I think I'm allowed to have bitch flakes for breakfast. Bahaha
Funny I said I had a bowl this morning and my sister says and i drank the milk
Extra Bowl Of Bitch Flakes.. Yes she did! Is it too early for some Sam?
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ha....funny stuff! :)
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I have never faked a sarcasm in my life;)
Never in my life... :)
Lmao. True story.
True Story ;)
Not a quote from a book, as such, but it appears here in a book, which I think counts. An amazing, infamous putdown from Winston Churchill. He said, having been told by a woman that he was drunk : 'Yes I am. But I shall be sober in the morning, and you will still be ugly.' I have been drinking to excess ever since* in the hope that someone will accuse me of drunkenness, and I can open fire with this classic insult. *disclaimer: only joking on the drinking to excess front.
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The Mysterious Retort is a 1906 film by A wizard sleeps at a table in his well-appointed sitting room. From a drawer in the table, a snake appears. The snake begins a series of transformations: he becomes a jester, a spider, and a woman. Each approaches the wizard as he sleeps. Each also works its magic on a glass vial on the wizard's table. Soon the vial has grown in size and is full of a bubbling liquid.
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monsterman: Alchimiste Parafaragamus ou La cornue infernale (1906) aka The Mysterious Retortby Georges Méliès
monsterman: Alchimiste Parafaragamus ou La cornue infernale by Georges Méliès
weird and bizarre #gif #animated #animation
Spider Talk (2nd Vs)
Barry Sheene. “Your arse, if you’re going fast enough.” –Barry’s famous retort when asked by BBC, “What goes through your mind during a crash?”
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THE MAGNIFICENT SEVEN (7) Barry Sheene is one of the most loved and remembered motorcycle racing legends
“Your arse, if you’re going fast enough.” –Barry Sheene’s famous retort when asked by BBC, “What goes through your mind during a crash?”
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The master proving that even the best hurt...RIP Barry Sheen
BRITISH RACING LEGEND BARRY SHEENE
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Barry Sheene catching his breath
Your mother was a hamster...
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Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries!!
Favorite movie quote of all time, with the fake ascent of course.
Monty Python rules! I'm sorry.. It is so bad, but so dang funny!
I Fart in Your General Direction, Monty Python & the Holy Grail
i fart in your general direction -- Monty Python rules!
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Dat face! Lol Monty Python & the Holy Grail
Monty Python & The Holy Grail = Hilarious!
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Good morning! I see the assassins have failed... again. *Snark!*
LOL ! She looks so sweet ...
One more time with FEELING!
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I am so over Zombies but this is funny-know some "safe" people :)
Don’t worry..Zombies eat brains, you're safe.
zombies eat brains.... you're safe. :-)
Zombies eat brains - zinger!
*Zombies Eat Brains...*
Haha some people....
Congratulations! You're safe!
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