Insults & Snappy Comebacks
Insults & Snappy Comebacks
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Left it on your mothers dresser
future advice for my kids.
So wrong, yet so funny!!
That's how you tell a your mom joke, kids.
Advice i'll give my children
I say this sometimes.
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Lmfao! I seriously wanna say this to some people lol
I dare you to use this...lol @Regina Edlin @Rachel Cupitt
hahahahahah! what?!! Awesome!
So bad, but so funny...
hahahahahahaha i love it !!! #funny #humor #ecard
I've got to remember this one :)
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I laughed so hard!
I would explain it to you, but I'm all out of puppets and crayons.
Some people require puppets and crayons.
made me giggle
Quote of the day
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Just some funny stuff that makes me laugh!
fluent in three languages haha so true for me
True story. I'm fluent in three languages
so true! Story of my life
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Lol. Facebook dirty laundry
hahah amen. Can you PLEASE stop airing your dirty laundry on FB? Try posting funny stuff. It would make everyone's day a little brighter!
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I have many people that should have been on a "swallow" list! LOL!!!!
.This hurt me i laughed so hard... I think a vein even came out in my head... LMFAO!
Here's your sign!
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funny quotes - Google Search Dude I'm skydiving leave me alone
Are you asleep? (funny thing is, that time of night I oughtn't be asleep... won't be skydiving, either, but...)
nooooo, I 'm skydiving!
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*sounds like something i would ask?!?! lmao!!! just for shits and giggles!!
3am phone call.. are you asleep? No I'm skydiving... #lol #humor #funny
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Now that makes me laugh!
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"You're so Fake, Barbie is Jealous" ____ for my friend Brittany, she would love this!
... and forgot to brush her teeth.
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Oh, this just made me laugh!
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This'll have me laughing into next week!
"I have never faked a sarcasm in my life" #haha #jokes #lol #comedy #funny #humour #humor
~FOR MORE GREAT CHRISTIAN QUOTES VISIT WWW.THEQUOTEPOST.COM
Not a quote from a book, as such, but it appears here in a book, which I think counts. An amazing, infamous putdown from Winston Churchill. He said, having been told by a woman that he was drunk : 'Yes I am. But I shall be sober in the morning, and you will still be ugly.' I have been drinking to excess ever since* in the hope that someone will accuse me of drunkenness, and I can open fire with this classic insult. *disclaimer: only joking on the drinking to excess front.
A Quotes, Book Quotes
The Mysterious Retort is a 1906 film by A wizard sleeps at a table in his well-appointed sitting room. From a drawer in the table, a snake appears. The snake begins a series of transformations: he becomes a jester, a spider, and a woman. Each approaches the wizard as he sleeps. Each also works its magic on a glass vial on the wizard's table. Soon the vial has grown in size and is full of a bubbling liquid.
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monsterman: Alchimiste Parafaragamus ou La cornue infernale (1906) aka The Mysterious Retortby Georges Méliès
Spider Talk (2nd Vs)
Barry Sheene. “Your arse, if you’re going fast enough.” –Barry’s famous retort when asked by BBC, “What goes through your mind during a crash?”
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THE MAGNIFICENT SEVEN (7) Barry Sheene is one of the most loved and remembered motorcycle racing legends
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BRITISH RACING LEGEND BARRY SHEENE
This is what I see EVERY time I look at a typography poster
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Your mother was a hamster...
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Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries!
I Fart in Your General Direction, Monty Python & the Holy Grail
Favorite movie quote of all time, with the fake ascent of course.
Strike out stigma with this great list of snappy comeback to ADD doubters!
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And off to court I go . . .
Good morning! I see the assassins have failed... again. *Snark!*
LOL ! She looks so sweet ...
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Random Stuff I Like
zombies eat brains so you are safe
Don't worry about a zombie apocalypse...
No worries. You're safe.
knowing some people who are safe 8 )
Congratulations! You're safe!
Shakespearean Insult Mug