Insults & Snappy Comebacks
Insults & Snappy Comebacks
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How I will raise my children.
That's how you tell a your mom joke, kids.
Thanks, mom haha
this is wrong, but oh so funny!!
Haha... "yeah, I left it on your mothers dresser!!!"
I say this sometimes.
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Hahahhabahahahaha. I dare you to use this...lol
hahahahahahaha i love it !!! #funny #humor #ecard
I've got to remember this one :)
hahahahahah! what?!! Awesome!
Puppets, Quote, Giggles, Common Sen, Funny Stuff, Explained, Crayons, Smile, People
Made me giggle.
I would explain it to you, but I'm all out of puppets and crayons.
LOL... some people really do need puppets and crayons!!
Sorry but this just instantly made me smile haha!
The Party Goddess! Marley Majcher www.thepartygoddess.com © #quote #funny #insult
Laughing, Three Language, Life, Quotes, Giggles, Truths, Funny Stuff, So True, True Stories
this made me giggle.
True story. I'm fluent in three languages
Fluent in three languages... oh. so. true.
this makes me laugh... so true
Just some funny stuff that makes me laugh!
hahah amen. Can you PLEASE stop airing your dirty laundry on FB? Try posting funny stuff. It would make everyone's day a little brighter!
so true! Story of my life
Lol. Facebook dirty laundry
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Here's your sign!
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nooooo, I 'm skydiving!
Seriously!! Made me giggle! :)
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3am phone call.. are you asleep? No I'm skydiving... #lol #humor #funny
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stencil funny humor office work If I agreed by oklahomastencil, $7.95
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"You're so Fake, Barbie is Jealous" ____ for my friend Taylor, she would love this!
"You're so Fake, Barbie is Jealous" ____ for my friend Brittany, she would love this!
... and forgot to brush her teeth.
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Oh, this just made me laugh!
Looks like someone had a extra bowl of bitch flakes this morning.
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This'll have me laughing into next week!
"I have never faked a sarcasm in my life" #haha #jokes #lol #comedy #funny #humour #humor
~FOR MORE GREAT CHRISTIAN QUOTES VISIT WWW.THEQUOTEPOST.COM
Not a quote from a book, as such, but it appears here in a book, which I think counts. An amazing, infamous putdown from Winston Churchill. He said, having been told by a woman that he was drunk : 'Yes I am. But I shall be sober in the morning, and you will still be ugly.' I have been drinking to excess ever since* in the hope that someone will accuse me of drunkenness, and I can open fire with this classic insult. *disclaimer: only joking on the drinking to excess front.
Comic Books, Books Quotes, A Quotes
The Mysterious Retort is a 1906 film by A wizard sleeps at a table in his well-appointed sitting room. From a drawer in the table, a snake appears. The snake begins a series of transformations: he becomes a jester, a spider, and a woman. Each approaches the wizard as he sleeps. Each also works its magic on a glass vial on the wizard's table. Soon the vial has grown in size and is full of a bubbling liquid.
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monsterman: Alchimiste Parafaragamus ou La cornue infernale by Georges Méliès
Spider Talk (2nd Vs)
Barry Sheene. “Your arse, if you’re going fast enough.” –Barry’s famous retort when asked by BBC, “What goes through your mind during a crash?”
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THE MAGNIFICENT SEVEN (7) Barry Sheene is one of the most loved and remembered motorcycle racing legends
BRITISH RACING LEGEND BARRY SHEENE
Barry Sheene motorbike legend
This is what I see EVERY time I look at a typography poster
Picture-Black Posters, Typography Posters
Your mother was a hamster...
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Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberry!
I Fart in Your General Direction, Monty Python & the Holy Grail
Extreme Funny Humor - Funny Pictures - Pimped car
Favorite movie quote of all time, with the fake ascent of course.
Strike out stigma with this great list of snappy comeback to ADD doubters!
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And off to court I go . . .
LOL ! She looks so sweet ...
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in case of zombie apocalypse...
No worries! :)
Random Stuff I Like
zombies eat brains..
I know some people that are!
Congratulations! You're safe!
Shakespearean Insult Mug