Insults & Snappy Comebacks
Insults & Snappy Comebacks
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Thanks, mom haha
Haha... "yeah, I left it on your mothers dresser!!!"
future advice for my kids.
advice i'll give my children
That's how you tell a your mom joke, kids.
I say this sometimes.
Aaaaaaahahahaha, Lol Funny, Remember This, Ahahahahaha, Awesome, Some People, Baaahahha, So Funny, I Dare You
I dare you to use this...lol
I've got to remember this one :)
hahahahahah! what?!! Awesome!
Puppets, Quote, Giggl, Common Sen, Funny Stuff, Explained, Smile, Crayons, People
My smile for the day!
I would explain it to you, but I'm all out of puppets and crayons.
LOL... some people really do need puppets and crayons!!
made me giggle
Needed this quote this past weekend LOL
Laughing, Three Language, Life, Quotes, Giggl, Truths, Funny Stuff, So True, True Stories
True story. I'm fluent in three languages
"I am fluent in three languages ...English, sarcasm and profanity" The picture really suits this quote!
So true... so true.... I HAD to have been a sailor in a previous life. ;)
this makes me laugh... so true
Just some funny stuff that makes me laugh!
*giggle* So me..
so true! Story of my life
hahah amen. Can you PLEASE stop airing your dirty laundry on FB? Try posting funny stuff. It would make everyone's day a little brighter!
Lol. Facebook dirty laundry
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Here's your sign!
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nooooo, I 'm skydiving!
Funny Quotes, LOL Quotes, Funny Quotes Graphics, Funny Sayings so true
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3am phone call.. are you asleep? No I'm skydiving... #lol #humor #funny
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Now that makes me laugh!
One of my FAVORITE quotes we stole from Steven Tyler off american idol.
"You're so Fake, Barbie is Jealous" ____ for my friend Brittany, she would love this!
... and forgot to brush her teeth.
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funny, quote, bitch, bad day
Extra Bowl Of Bitch Flakes
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This'll have me laughing into next week!
"I have never faked a sarcasm in my life" #haha #jokes #lol #comedy #funny #humour #humor
True Story ;)
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Not a quote from a book, as such, but it appears here in a book, which I think counts. An amazing, infamous putdown from Winston Churchill. He said, having been told by a woman that he was drunk : 'Yes I am. But I shall be sober in the morning, and you will still be ugly.' I have been drinking to excess ever since* in the hope that someone will accuse me of drunkenness, and I can open fire with this classic insult. *disclaimer: only joking on the drinking to excess front.
Comic Books, Books Quotes, A Quotes
The Mysterious Retort is a 1906 film by A wizard sleeps at a table in his well-appointed sitting room. From a drawer in the table, a snake appears. The snake begins a series of transformations: he becomes a jester, a spider, and a woman. Each approaches the wizard as he sleeps. Each also works its magic on a glass vial on the wizard's table. Soon the vial has grown in size and is full of a bubbling liquid.
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monsterman: Alchimiste Parafaragamus ou La cornue infernale (1906) aka The Mysterious Retortby Georges Méliès
Spider Talk (2nd Vs)
Barry Sheene. “Your arse, if you’re going fast enough.” –Barry’s famous retort when asked by BBC, “What goes through your mind during a crash?”
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THE MAGNIFICENT SEVEN (7) Barry Sheene is one of the most loved and remembered motorcycle racing legends
BRITISH RACING LEGEND BARRY SHEENE
This is what I see EVERY time I look at a typography poster
Picture-Black Posters, Typography Posters
Your mother was a hamster...
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I Fart in Your General Direction, Monty Python & the Holy Grail
Extreme Funny Humor - Funny Pictures - Pimped car
Favorite movie quote of all time, with the fake ascent of course.
Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries!!
Strike out stigma with this great list of snappy comeback to ADD doubters!
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And off to court I go . . .
LOL ! She looks so sweet ...
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Zombies eat brains...
How I feel about some people!
During a Zombie Apocalypse ...
Random Stuff I Like
Congratulations! You're safe!
Shakespearean Insult Mug