The Defibrillator Toaster My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!” “DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!! NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!” He’s bread, Jim. Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast! JESUS CRUST. JAM IT! “Daddy’s in a butter place now, kids.” --i pinned this simply for the description.
-BODY:While filling your bath, drop 5-10 green tea bags while the water is running.This bath will detox your body, relax you, and give your skin a bountiful amount of minerals! -HAIR: apply green tea on your hair too because it soothes dandruff, reduces hair loss and increases hair growth -FACE: Soak a chamomile tea bag in water and apply to skin for one minute. Repeat as often as needed.