I was planning to go to the gym, but I got a better offer from my refrigerator.

Ahh, when wit and cleverness were the preferred method of destruction... so much better than today!

Great insults of our time…

Ahh, when wit and cleverness were the preferred method of destruction... so much better than today!

"You never know when some crazed rodent might be running loose in your pants."

"You never know when some crazed rodent might be running loose in your pants."

Look! Im a human. "get off the counter!" "don't eat my food!" "dur dur dur"

Look! Im a human. "get off the counter!" "don't eat my food!" "dur dur dur"

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