Something we can all relate to…

Something we can all relate to…

Funny pictures about Maybe I'll make two sandwiches. Oh, and cool pics about Maybe I'll make two sandwiches. Also, Maybe I'll make two sandwiches.

I'm in the mood.

Universe I'm in the mood to receive a check for six hundred thousand dollars. I promise I do good things for others with the money.

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what do light bulbs say when there in a happy mood? can I get a watt watt

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Farewell letter from

"That's my face. That's my face. That's my face. That's my face. That's my cat. That's my cat. That's my cat.

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Oh my gosh I do this all the time! I seriously thought that I was the only one.

True That! Whoever invented marriage was creepy as hell. Like, hey you, I love you so much, I'm gonna get the government involved so you can't leave.

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She doesn’t even go here…

She doesn’t even go here…who doesn't love a mean girls reference?

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“Help, I’ve fallen glamorously and I can’t get up ;]” All of the other mannequins look like they’re so sick of his shit.“God damn it, Jerry’s at it again. Who says mannequins can’t be posed sexy

There Are Two Types Of People In This World

At school we have this meeting thing for parents and my sister and someone else babysit their kids and I tag along and one of the kids suggested we play some drawing game involving drawing seasons an my sister asked "Of what show?

Lol!

Separate beds are liberating Couples who sleep apart are healthier, have happier marriages and strong sex lives. So why cling to spooning? Sounds like a great idea!

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