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water-ballooning fat people as they rascal out of the mall with you? I'd like nothing better! (no seriously, if the universe imploded and all that's left was nothing, that would be better) oh but don't you have to go pierce your granny's webbed feet for beach season? boo, too bad, you really had me psyched and all... oh well, guess we'll call it a raincheck... mkay bye *click* YEA LIKE IMMA GO WATERBALLOON YOUR FAT PEOPLE, I'S GOTS MY OWN FAT PEEPS TO SOAK!
Tiffany Punch. Recipe: Blue Hawaiin Punch and Lemonade. Nice summer drink!