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My voicemail message should say: You know good and well I'm not going to answer so please hang up and text me. I don't do phone calls.
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My voicemail message should say: You know good and well I'm not going to answer so please hang up and text me. I don't do phone calls.... lol so true
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Quote "Cleaning is just putting stuff in less obvious places" :-)
Cleaning is just putting stuff in less obvious places. a-hahaha. So True.
In my house all things are in the most obvious places ... lol Sign you need to call a Maid Cleaning Services.
lol truth. Made me laugh! :)
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Take a BERRY Break (40 photos)
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I am a writer. This means I live in a crazy fantasy world with unrealistic expectations. Thank you for understanding.
Art Quotes | artist quotes tumblr
or artistic temperment
An inspirational poster gone wrong....!
WIL WHEATON dot TUMBLR
23 Honest Confessions from Introverts. #quotes
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Community Post: 23 Honest Confessions From Introverts
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I laughed way too hard
So funny, but so true!
...if my body is ever found dead on a jogging trail, just know that I was murdered elsewhere and dumped there ;D //humor
If my body is ever found dead on a jogging trail...
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not one drop of my self-worth... Via Hey Gorgeous. Seriously this is the truth! :)
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28 Inspirational Quotes This Week.
not one drop of my self-worth... SO TRUE. I will NOT for ANY reason be manipulated ..... AGAIN.
not one drop of my self-worth... And that's how you know you're over it. I don't want to pin ugly remarks and rehash the old aches, I overcame every obstacle in my way. Im accepting my decision in 1989 and the backlash that came along with it. I started my life broken and that's why I chose him, to fight for me.. I learned to fight for myself and love myself. Im complete now and I bless the journey even if it was agony on my emotions. I survived. Live baby, now go live <3
This is a very random occurrence
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Quote "I am your Mum your argument is invalid" :-)
Primitives By Kathy Box Sign: I Am Your Mom your argument is invalid
"I AM YOUR MOM YOUR ARGUMENT IS INVALID " Wood Box Sign Primitives by Kathy
'I Am Your Mom' Box Sign
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God is holding on to you remember that....
You are entirely up to you awesome site to make your own quote posters or posts.
Look for the good. Ananda's 2014 Theme. I can feel it dramatically changing how I view & interact w/ the sometimes negative world around us.
True story hehe
Make anything into a quote! This site is awesome, and will let you download the image for printing!
Hahaha! So true! ;)
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By the man she loves. True story
You're the only man that I will listen to. You are beautiful in my eyes too!!! Beauty. Quote.
Truth of life
Boo yah! So true! I actually hate hearing from guys that I am not interested in. Doesn't mean a thing.
Woman: beauty , perspective, and love. True quote
SOOO TRUTH... A million men can tell a woman she is beautiful, but the only time she'll listen is when it's said by the man she loves.
So true. Love my man.
i had a lot of things i was going to do. Then i picked up a book...
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I seriously need to start a book club!
The choice between starting a new book or getting on Pinterest can be difficult at times.
True story. Everyday.
iLoveEbooks Image Quote: Woopsy!
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So true.. I'm not a morning person..
Life motto - So true
So true for a night owl like me!
Do not talk to me, do not be within 5 feet of me, do not attempt to make eye contact with me. Don't.
Haha true story
Haha #funny story #gags| http://gags261.blogspot.com
So true! Except my quote would say 5 a.m. I hate 5 a.m. no matter what time I go to bed.
Stay away from me…
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Funny how that works. ... stand up for yourself and you're the bitch.
LOL...but I' m so "pushy"!
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#quotes #bitch #truth
true misperception if you are a girl, woman, lady, female- stand up for yourself or your beliefs and boom! you are a bitch
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Coffee powers activated
Funny even if you don't drink coffee :)
Yes! Coffee + INTJ = A toss of a coin. Will I will, or, will I won't? ;) LOL Funny thing is... If a coffee is really good and makes me go 'MMmmmm', then that coin is heavily weighted towards "Hello World! What a wonderful day!" ;) LOL However, before my morning coffee, the opposite is true! And if I am forced to have instant, it's like "Meeeh. What's so good about it?!" ;) :D
-paulo coelho #quotes
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Inspirational Quotes. Be happy! Paulo Coelho
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crazy and happy vs. normal and bitter | Paulo Coelho
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