50's ad from the Soda Pop Board of America claims that getting your baby to drink cola and other "sugary carbonated drinks" as early as possible has been proven to increase his chance of "fitting in" in those "awkward pre-teen and teen" years. Nice going.
soda pop board of america. "laboratory tests over the last few years have proven that babies who start drinking soda during that early formative period have a much higher chance of gaining acceptance and 'fitting in' during those awkward pre-teen and teen years". noted.