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Two stages of winter -   December: A magical wonderland of lights!  January-spring: a cold gray, bucket of suck

Two stages of winter - December: A magical wonderland of lights! January-spring: a cold gray, bucket of suck

How to keep calm in traffic jams

Staying Calm At Traffic Jams - The best funny pictures

Get out of my way!  I have important owl stuff to do!

I have important owl stuff to do!

So.....the bills are washed, the laundry is paid, the clothes are in the oven and the last load of dinner is in the dryer.  Who says I can't multitask?

So.....the bills are washed, the laundry is paid, the clothes are in the oven and the last load of dinner is in the dryer. Who says I can't multitask?

Summersault  Wintersault

Summersault Wintersault

My GPS says "estimated time of arrival".  I see "time to beat" and the game is on

My GPS says "estimated time of arrival". I see "time to beat" and the game is on

Should I call a plumber or an electrician?

Should I call a plumber or an electrician?

Yeah, we're going to be short staffed forever, so if you could just work yourself to death that'd be great

Yeah, we're going to be short staffed forever, so if you could just work yourself to death that'd be great

Dear Lord, please don't let my husband be home when all my online orders arrive.  Amen.

Dear Lord, please don't let my husband be home when all my online orders arrive. Amen.

What I do when I can't hear someone

What I do when I can't hear someone

Technically speaking there is a lot of food in this house.  However, none of it is sweet and none of it is microwaveable.  Therefore, there is no food in this house.

Technically speaking there is a lot of food in this house. However, none of it is sweet and none of it is microwaveable. Therefore, there is no food in this house.

Me: Is it weird to talk to yourself? Me: No.

Me: Is it weird to talk to yourself? Me: No.

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