Two stages of winter - December: A magical wonderland of lights! January-spring: a cold gray, bucket of suck
Funny Christmas Quotes
Stuff To Buy
Here& a snowman joke
I'm done with hurricane's!
Setting the table properly
How To Keep Calm
Staying Calm At Traffic Jams - The best funny pictures
Book Cover Art
I have important owl stuff to do!
So.....the bills are washed, the laundry is paid, the clothes are in the oven and the last load of dinner is in the dryer. Who says I can't multitask?
Fat Kid Funny
Real footage of me meal planning.
My GPS says "estimated time of arrival". I see "time to beat" and the game is on
Should I call a plumber or an electrician?
Yeah, we're going to be short staffed forever, so if you could just work yourself to death that'd be great
Dear Lord, please don't let my husband be home when all my online orders arrive. Amen.
What I do when I can't hear someone
Technically speaking there is a lot of food in this house. However, none of it is sweet and none of it is microwaveable. Therefore, there is no food in this house.
Me: Is it weird to talk to yourself? Me: No.