Funny Valentine! I love you because you're awesome. Just. Like. Me.

i love you because you are awesome por lemonswithapea en Etsy

Funny Valentine card! Things that happen to my body when you're around: my heart swells, I get butterflies in my stomach, & diarrhea comes out of my butt.

Things that happen to my body when you're around: my heart swells, I get butterflies in my stomach, & diarrhea comes out of my butt.

Funny Mother's Day card! You're the best fucking mom ever. And I love you so fucking much.

I can't stop laughing imagining my mom face if I sent this to her.

Funny Mother's Day card! Dear Mom thanks for all those times you had to wipe the doodoo off of my butt.

Dear Mom thanks for all the doodoo wiping by lemonswithapea

Funny Valentine card! Shit, bitch. You is fine.

Shit, Bitch You Is Fine (aww, you melted my heart!

Funny Valentine! I love you more than the internet. (that's a lot).

I love you Rubio Payne Bourke Grande Yeager Nelson Paton Hood Lam Devine

Here is the world. Beautiful and terrible things will happen. Don't be afraid. Frederick Buechner.

Here is the world. Beautiful and terrible things will happen. Don't be afraid. Frederick Buechner

Here is the world. Beautiful and terrible things will happen. Don't be afraid…

Stay Weird, Mae West, Room Stuff, Script, Positive Thoughts, Asheville, Affirmations, Poem, North Carolina

I'm so f*cking thankful for you. Quite possibly the best thank you card on etsy, ever?

I'm so fucking thankful for you. This is the beauty of language- one choice word accentuates heartfelt enthusiasm. I hope you have people in your life like this & I hope you allow yourself to tell them just how much they mean to you.

Funny Valentine card! You're hard to resist. Like old women with baked goods. I want to put both of them in my mouth.

you're hard to resist like old women with bakedgoods, love this for MM

I swear to you there are divine things more beautiful than words can tell. Walt Whitman said that shit. Isn't it great?

I swear to you there are divine things more beautiful than words can tell. Walt Whitman

I swear to you there are divine things more beautiful than words can tell. Walt Whitman said that shit.

Yes, lawd. The things I have learned through my mess… #robinroberts #masterclass @oprah

Yes, lawd. The things I have learned through my mess…

Funny Valentine card! Shut up and do me. The inside says, "No, seriously. Stick it in."

The inside says, No, seriously. Stick it in. Lets not mince words. Life is too short to beat around the bush. Each one is hand lettered by

Funny Mother's Day card! Dear Mom thanks for carrying me in your body for nine months. Sorry about all the stretch marks.

Dear Mom thanks for carrying me in your body for nine months. Sorry about all the stretch marks.

We gotta trust the unfolding. Hand lettered by robinplemmons

We gotta trust the unfolding. Hand lettered original

We gotta trust the unfolding. Hand lettered by robinplemmons

Here's a little back story on this piece. I needed to make some examples for my site but wasn't sure what I wanted them to say. I was talking about it at my therapy session & she asked me what my biggest fears were going into this new venture of connecting with people & creating art with their words. And I responded with something like, "IT'S ALL GOING TO FAIL & IT'S ALL GOING TO SUCK." We decided those were just some bullshit thoughts that I can let go of if I choose to.

Here's a little back story on this piece. I needed to make some examples for my site but wasn't sure what I wanted them to say. I was talking about it at my therapy session & she asked me what my biggest fears were going into this new venture of connecting with people & creating art with their words. And I responded with something like, "IT'S ALL GOING TO FAIL & IT'S ALL GOING TO SUCK." We decided those were just some bullshit thoughts that I can let go of if I choose to.

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