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Your daily drama. Keep talking. I'm wearing my I don't give a shit face.
At my age, I have no more wild oats to sow. All I have is some shredded wheat.
Enter your rotten text here. Everyone has a f**king rotten side. Let's see yours.
An apple martini a day keeps the doctor away!
As your best friend, I swear to always pretend to be your lesbian lover when you're getting hit on by an ugly asshole in a bar.
That's what friends are for lol!!!
@Christina Montanaro always do
May I live to the age that I am a major threat behind the wheel.
They say there's no rest for the wicked. It's no wonder, why I'm so f**king tired.
Let's celebrate Easter by doing what rabbits do best.
OMG!! LITERALLY LOL!! GOOD ONE!!! =)
I don't know about you, but I can't wait to raid the shit out of my kids Easter basket!
How do you like your eggs? In an Easter basket with every f**king candy known to man.
@Carrie Peirce MY LIFE!!!
It seems your brain and your morals are in a competition to see which one can be the biggest disappointment of your life.
Happy Easter to all the families still on speaking terms!
Oh bless your little heart, you think I waste my time worrying about how you feel about me? No, I just feel sorry that you can't move on with your life.
If it wasn't for the gutter... My mind would have no where to go.
Us @Casandra Adams
Maybe if we over-paid our teachers and under-paid our Pop artist there would better education and less bad music.
Sometimes I wish I wasn't such a bitch.... but then I just laugh and continue on with my day.
A girl can't live on wine and tea alone. We also need the occasional spanking.
Lol love it!
Lol! Saw this one earlier today hahaha
Everyone needs a smart-assed, sarcastic friend. I'm so happy to be of service to you.
Ooops... maybe the karma fairy didn't catch up with you yet ...but the fat fairy sure did!
A friend is someone you can call when you wake up covered in someone else's blood.
Parenting: If it doesn't feel like torture, you're not doing it right.
I don't usually drink alcohol from a coffee mug, but when I do. I'm most likely concealing it from my co-workers.
They say there's more fish in the sea... I just Keep catching crabs.
You're just jealous that the voices in my head are more interesting than you.