True story.

when I was a baby, an evil fairy cursed with me expensive taste and no money. Champagne taste with a beer budget!


I have CDO. It's like OCD but all the letter are in alphabetical order .

funny quote not anxious extremely aware of what could go wrong

Anxiety: "I'm not anxious. I'm just extremely well-educated about all the things that can go catastrophically wrong.

Haha so true

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25 Hilarious Windshield Notes.

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25 Hilarious Windshield Notes- people actually leave notes? Who carries paper in their car?


I love it.I hear people say how they hate it here, but they don't plan to leave either.

My life..... omg, mine too!!!

Funny Family Ecard: Home is where you can say anything you want because nobody listens to you anyway. I know the feeling.


I don’t have pet peeves. I have whole kennels of irritation. I bring it upon myself, of course, by adopting them, feeding them and taking.