E Card, My Life, So True, Night Shift, Night Owl, Funny Stuff, Wide Awake
So True! Must be the reason I'm on Pinterest until all hours of the night! Yup! Wide awake!-MFB
My day starts backwards.... I wake up tired and go to bed wide awake!!!... Ain't that the truth!
Every. Single. Day. More Nightowl, Funny Stories, Nightshift, Night Owl, So True, Night Shift, Funny Quotes, Funny Photo, True Stories #nightowl So True! This is where night shift leads the sleeping life! ugh, so true! Story of my life! Nightshift problems This is SO true for me!! I guess Im a night owl... TO SEE MORE AWESOME VINTAGE FUNNY QUOTES AND SAYING SIGNS, CLICK THE FOLLOWING LINK: http://clockworkalphaonline.com/humor/ #funnyquotes #funnysayings #funnysigns #funnyquotesandsayings #f...
true story...my day starts backwards - i wake up tired and go to bed wide awake
So sleepy then Wide Awake..ugh, so true... Story of my life!
This is SO true for me!! I guess I'm a night owl...
My day starts backwards... Night shift problems...
Funny Work E Cards | Funny ECards
This ecard understands my life!
More #wine, less whine. #umbertocesari
Design Inspiration, Wall Art, Wine Signs, Funny Stuff, Funny Quotes, Typography Wall, Photo, Wine Whine
Typography Wall Art More Wine Less Whine by 13pumpkins on Etsy, $60.00
Typography Wall Art -More Wine Less Whine. $60.00, via Etsy.
Take a BERRY Break (40 photos) - berry-break-27.3
More wine, less whine...sums things up nicely.
My design inspiration: More Wine Sign on Fab.
Typography Wall Art -More Wine Less Whine
Take a BERRY Break (40 photos)
Best thing I've heard all day
8 Super Sweet Quotes on Fatherhood From Celebrity Dads
3 Years, My Life, Funny Toddler Quotes, 2 Year Olds, Funny Stuff, 4 Year Olds, 3 Year Olds, 1 Year Olds, Jerry Seinfeld
"Having a 2-year-old is like having a blender without a lid." ~Jerry Seinfeld....I believe I feel this way about most 3 year olds as well !
"Having a 2-year-old is like having a blender without a lid." ~Jerry Seinfeld....I believe I feel this way about most 3 and 4 year olds as well but life would be boring without them everyday :)!
No, that's a 3-year-old, Jerry; having a 2-year-old is like listening to a blender that never turns off!!
"Having a 2-year-old is like having a blender without a lid." ~Jerry Seinfeld....I believe I feel this way about most 3 and 4 year olds as well but life would be boring without them everyday :)! -- it can get intense but i wouldn't have it any other way<3
"Having a 2-year-old is like having a blender without a lid." ~Jerry Seinfeld....my life right now!!, lol
...and a 3-year-old, and a 4-year-old, and a 5-year-old, and a 6-year-old...
Or 1 year old, 2 year old and 3 year old... all at the same time!.... AMEN
Try two 2-year olds...3 year olds, 4 year olds...lol
This is my life. Except it's a 3-year-old.
3 Months, Passwords Suck, Passwords Ugh, Work Passwords, True, Damn Passwords, Passwords Seriously, Months Work, Fucking Password
Funny but basically true.... especially at work Like, I can't even remember my NEW password LET ALONE THE LAST FIVE THAT I CAN'T REPEAT!!
hmmm.... then you have to come up with a whole new one in 3 months.... work
LOL! Why does everything need a fucking password?!
I hate it when I have to change my work passwords!
*sigh* So true, and so sad!
Passwords! Ugh! lol
Giggle, E Card, Truth, Some People, My Life, So True, Funny Stuff
I am guilty...I have been out in public and seen some people's parenting skills (or moreso lack of) and either thought and/or said "and that is why birth control needs to be enforced"
This honestly happens to me more than it probably should. Haha this is so true for some people's kids
eCards - If we're all being honest here, your child makes me want to OD on birth control.
So true... Some people really have some rotten kids.
for some people's kids, this is the truth
so true to my life
Shits and giggles
Wine, Fruit Salads, Judge, 50Th Birthday, Fruit Salad Yummy Yummy, Aj S 50Th, Funny Ecards, Birthday Party, Salads For Dinner
Didn't the wiggles say "fruit salad, Yummy yummy"
Fruit salad for dinner?
Fruit salad...yep :)
E card wine classic
Wine for dinner
Don't judge me
Truth, My Life, So True, Funny Stuff, Yoga Pants, Mylife, Totally Me
Motherhood: When changing from plaid flannel pj pants into black yoga pants qualifies as "getting dressed." Ohh, so very close to the truth!
this is actually my life...and im not even a mother yet. I literally am wearing plaid flannel pants right now and i will get up in the morning and put on my black yoga pants for work...what has my life beome
truth is I take my daughter to school everyday in my pajamas. I don't even change into yoga pants;)
Yep, totally me! Made it into the black yoga pants today! Oh yeah!
Ha ha! This is so true!!! in my black yoga pants right now (:
Sad that I just put my yoga pants on lol...so true!
Lol so true.... Story of my life
My life as an ecard.
Giggle, Single Time, Truth, My Life, So True, Funny Stuff, Totally Me
Maybe because it's 3am but this made me laugh cause its so true!!
hahaha.. so true....almost just peed myself laughing at this
I laughed entirely too much at this, but it is SO true!
Sadly... so true. why did i laugh so hard at this?! lol
Happens every single time!aint that the truth.
Every. Single. Time! This totally me. Lol
Story of my life. Every single time.
true. true. story of my life.
i think this all the time!
Called Memories, My Life, So True, Photo Quotes, Just Girly Things, Photography Quotes, Google Glass, Be Awesome
Your eyes do take photos. It's called memories. Physical photos let you share your memories. Everything else is yours to keep for yourself, to smile and laugh whenever you want; )
They can. It's called memories. So put down the damn camera once in a while and drink it all in :)
SO TRUE!!!!!! But they do called memories
I wish my eyes could take photos #quote
Google Glasses cannot come any sooner
I feel like this every day of my life
This would be awesome!!!!!
❥ Photography Quote
Just girly things
Lululemon Quotes, Workout Ecards Humor, Lululemon Funny, Yoga Quotes Funny, Workout Humor Ecards, Sweat Pants Quotes, Workout Humor Quotes, Workout Clothes, Yoga Pants Funny
wont-quit-till-im-fit: haha i practically live in workout clothes!
too bad wearing workout clothes doesn't make you lose the weight
Lol :) I see a lt of peeps who wear workout clothes, but......
If you could lose weight by just wearing workout clothes. ..
workout clothes are so comfy! @cory tschoerner
haha i practically live in workout clothes!
Pahahaha! I love my workout clothes!
Truth.haha I love workout clothes.
workout clothes are so comfy!
How I feel during busy weeks lol
Nap Time, Take A Nap, My Life, Funny Stuff, So True, Mylife, True Stories, Nap Tomorrow
story of my life. or maybe it should say, i already want my KIDS to take a nap tomorrow! lol
Find More Funny Stuff, Gags, Pictures, Facts, Reality Humor & more At dailytruefacts.com
Every day of my life I already want to take a nap tomorrow...
I already want to take a nap tomorrow...my life summarized.
I already want to take a nap tomorrow my-life-as-a-student
I already want to take a nap tomorrow! True Story!!!
This is sad, but true #mylife
So true. Story of My life.
True story. Nap time
.....if the ecard fits....
Funny Image, Baby Let S, That S Funny, Funny Stuff, So Funny, Funny Babies, Naughty Humor
Funny Baby Ecard: I think the saying shouldn't be 'I slept like a baby.' Let's change it to 'I slept like a husband.'
#NaughtyHumor, #Funny, #sarcastic, #FunJokes, #FunnyImages http://plus.google.com/+NohtyhumorBlogspot http://www.facebook.com/NohtyHumor http://twitter.com/Naughty_Humor
Couldn't resist this one. ;) Ha! Very true in my house.
So true!!! That was my house this morning!!!
LOL So funny, because it's true ... :)
This is no joke. So why is it so funny?
This is so true at my house lol
Hahahaha so funny...and true
true in my house!
When things go terribly wrong…
This made me laugh so hard!
Laughing So Hard, Nailed It, Pinterest Projects, Pintrest Fails, My Life, So True, Funny Stuff, So Funny, Pinterest Fails
Pretty much. Oh I am laughing hysterically!: Nailed It, My Life, So True, Funny Stuff, Nailedit, So Funny, Pintrest Fail, Pinterest Fails
nailed it...BAHAHAHAHAHAHA laughing so hard!! This is SO ME and some of my pinterest projects!
Nailed it! This genuinely makes me laugh so hard everytime I see it! #pinterest #fail #funny
NAILED IT. I laughed so hard I actually cried. I love Pinterest fails.
Nailed it! Pinterest fails. I laughed so hard I cried!
Nailed it! So funny...and yet the story of my life...
nailed it... OMG so funny and often so true!
Nailed it!! So funny because it's so true!
Pinterest fails - Nailed it!! So funny
Nursing School, Quotes Exams Funny, College Ecards, Finals Week Ecards, Someecards School Colleges, Ecards Studying, Nursing Student Humor Ecards, Studying Ecards, Final Exams Funny
College Ecards, Free College Cards, Funny College Greeting Cards at someecards.com
Studying: There's a reason it ends in "dying." | College Ecard | someecards.com
In math I use this thing called the guess and hope method. | College Ecard
Funny College Ecard: Studying: There's a reason it ends in 'dying.'
dear nursing school; you're too needy.
Especially in nursing school!
nursing school. dead on.
Nursing school... Hahaha
Seriously Quit, Hey Autocorrect, My Life, Mother Ducker, Funny Stuff, Bahahaa True, Stupid Autocorrect, Mother Forklift, So Funny
Hey autocorrect, quit tampering with my curse words, you mother forklift. (my phone thinks "fuxking" is a word now because apparently I miss the c often)
Hey autocorrect, quit tampering with my curse words, you mother forklift.
Mother forklift. Story of my life! @Rebecca Mackintosh
Stupid AutoCorrect doesn't know my life!
bahahaa.....True! So true...
Mother Ducker! @Tam
HAHAH omg so funny
haha yes!! I need this
Sotrue, Han Gry, My Husband, My Life, Funny Stuff, So True, I M Hangry, U.S. States, Totally Me
han-gry a state of anger caused by a lack of food: hunger causing a negative change in emotional state. ...story of my life!
For my husband, since being diagnosed with diabetes. It really isn't funny, but so true! Love ya, honey!
Han-gry! ...Must share this word with my husband.
Definition of han-gry, just for my husband
This is totally me...just ask my husband!
Totally me! Just ask my husband!
SO TRUE... just ask my husband!!
Han-gry! ha ha so true!!
i m hangry now!
I find this funnier than it probably is
Corn Porn, Gosh Bahahahahaha, Laughing So Hard, Food Porn, Funny Stuff, So Funny, Can'T Stop Laughing
I find this funnier than it probably is: Giggle, Porn, Food, Funny Stuff, Funnies, Humor, Things, So Funny
Peas & Corn...I find this funnier than it probably is.Hahaha! Can't stop laughing :D
I find this funnier than it probably is... peas + corn = porn tee hee
Peas+corn= porn. Haha I find it funnier than it probably should be
Omg this made me laugh so hard....
Makes me giggle everytime!
Oh my gosh! Bahahahahaha!
Peas + Corn = Porn
Potty Mouth, Giggle, E Card, Funny Shit, Truth, So True, Funny Stuff
The potty mouth police kid of mine charges a buck for profanity. As of now, he's got a full ride to Oxford. He's 7.
The reason I'm allowed to use curse words and you're not. How to explain to children:) haha #ecards
What a great explanation for your potty mouth...hahaha
Omg I can't stop laughing! Sooo true!
Buddy knows what he's talking about.
Christmas Time, Christmas Movies, Favorite Christmas, Wonderful Time, Elf Movie Decoration, Buddy The Elf Quote, Favorite Movie, Merry Christmas
Merry Christmas Quotes & Wishes http://www.yourmotivationpage.com/blog/merry-christmas-wishes-quotes
Buddy knows what hes talking about. deck-the-halls-and-walls-and-trees-and-doors-and. One of my favorite Christmas movies.
My favorite Christmas movie. <3 Need to print this out and frame it to set out for Christmas. :)
The Elf is my all-time favorite Christmas movie!
favorite christmas movie! Reminds me of my BFF:)
Buddy the Elf quote! #Holidays #Favorite #Movie
Elf is one of my favorite Christmas movies! :)
It's the most wonderful time of the year!
For Christmas time
Funny Anniversary Ecards, Funny Sayings, Funny Anniversary Quotes, Quotes Funnies, Anniversary Quotes Funny, Funny Cards, Someecards Relationships, Anniversary Funny Quotes, Funny Ecards
Funny Anniversary Ecard: Being married is like having a best friend who doesn't remember anything you say.
"You never told me that!" Um, yeah. I did. Twice. #quote #funny #marriage
Funny Anniversary Ecard. Sad but true. LOL!
Funny Anniversary Ecard
best friend quotes | Tumblr
Best Friends, Bestfriends, Bff S, Friends Forever, So True, My Best Friend, Facial Expressions
Take out "and my best friends". Me can communicate with.....FACIAL expressions. So much fail here
If I'm sad my best friend can literally tell what's wrong by my facial expression.
Me and my best friends can communicate just with...face expressions.. @kyliemalia
Because I can know my best friend's facial expressions like the back of my hand!
Funny Best Friend Quotes | Friendship Sayings | Quotes Words Sayings
So true. #relationship #quotes #bestfriends #friendship
Friendship Quotes Tagalog Twitter
best friend quotes | so true!!
Pinstrosity: a site full of failed attempts at recreating the pins they find on Pinterest
Pinstrosity Hilarious, Pinstrosity Nailed, Pinstrosity Blog, Funny Blog, Pin Fails, Failed Pinterest, Pinstrosity Funny, Food Fail, Pinterest Fails
Pinstrosity - a blog detailing pinterest fails. hahaha been there, done that. @Marisa Rondinelli
Pinstrosity- Funny stuff about pinterest attempts gone terribly wrong
website full of pinterest fails, some are pretty funny
Pinstrosity, funny site with the "fails" of pinterest.
Pinstrosity - blog of pinterest fails
LOL! (Pinstosity--failed pinterest)
Pinstrosity - funny blog
Pinterest Food Fails
Now everyone can dance to Thriller!
Funny Zombie, Thriller Awesome, Dance Moves, Thriller Moves, Michaeljackson, Michael Jackson
@Randi McKelvey Salsman and @Sandi Merriman taught me the Thriller dance. We did it in full zombie makeup.: Funny Zombie, Idea, Thrillers, Dance Moves, Michaeljackson, Thriller Dance, Michael Jackson
The complete dance moves to Michael Jackson's #Thriller. Dance Hen Parties with The Cheerleading Company. Parties available nationwide www.cheerleadingcompany.co.uk
Thriller dance step by step....YES!!!!! You never know when you'll need to bust out these dance moves.
Thriller dance steps. I need to pull this out when I'm drunk. I tend to create a hybrid thriller/beat it mashup of dance moves when thriller comes on.
Everyone should know this! This is how you thriller ~ halloween classic ~ michael jackson thriller dance moves cheat sheet
The “Thriller” #dance #moves #infographic #diy #art #music #dancing #steps
Dance moves to THRILLER. Awesome!!
Michael Jackson Thriller moves...
Good Ideas, Giggle, Truth, So True, Funny Stuff, So Funny, Costume Idea
Lol! DYING laughing...This Halloween, I'm going as a Democrat. When the kids come to my door, I'll take half their candy and give it to those too lazy to go trick or treating.haha
Oh dear! I see you have too much candy. I'm going to take most of yours and give to the kids too lazy to trick or treat themselves. Happy Obamaween!
Oh truth... I would laugh..but this is our life!
So true it's actually scary :)
Just died laughing. Classic
SCARY costume idea!!!
Good idea! So true!
So true, so true