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Have you ever listened to someone for a while and wondered... "who ties your shoelaces for you"?

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Have you ever listened to someone for a while and wondered... "who ties your shoelaces for you"?

Confidence is being able to say ‘Fuck you, I’m the shit’ without opening your mouth, say it with your walk, with your smile, say it with your entire being.

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Confidence is being able to say ‘Fuck you, I’m the shit’ without opening your mouth, say it with your walk, with your smile, say it with your entire being.

I don't have welcome mat at my door because I'm not a hypocrite.

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I don't have welcome mat at my door because I'm not a hypocrite.

Fuck being nice to everyone. If someone treats you badly, you have every right not to tolerate bullshit.

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Fuck being nice to everyone. If someone treats you badly, you have every right not to tolerate bullshit.

Nobody texts faster than a pissed off female.

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Nobody texts faster than a pissed off female.

Roses are dead, love is fake, weddings are basically funerals with cake.

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Roses are dead, love is fake, weddings are basically funerals with cake.

Every day at work I worry that I'm going to scream "Shut The Fuck Up" out loud instead of in my head.

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Every day at work I worry that I'm going to scream "Shut The Fuck Up" out loud instead of in my head.

I used to think I was overreacting. Now I realize it was just a normal reaction to an abnormal amount of bullshit.

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I used to think I was overreacting. Now I realize it was just a normal reaction to an abnormal amount of bullshit.

Are we having some drinks, or are we having some dranks? Need to dress accordingly.

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Are we having some drinks, or are we having some dranks? Need to dress accordingly.

Sometimes you just have to chuck it in the fuck it bucket and move on.

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Sometimes you just have to chuck it in the fuck it bucket and move on.

Free speech is nice but also shut the fuck up sometimes.

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Free speech is nice but also shut the fuck up sometimes.

Please don't be rude to me because my rude will outrude your rude and I'll make you cry. - RUSAFU - Rude Quotes, Sarcastic Sayings, Funny Thoughts

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Please don't be rude to me because my rude will outrude your rude and I'll make you cry.

For all the women that brag about how many men want them, just remember the cheapest prices attract the most customers. - RUSAFU - Rude Quotes, Sarcastic Sayings, Funny Thoughts

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For all the women that brag about how many men want them, just remember the cheapest prices attract the most customers.

Girls have magic powers. They get wet without water, bleed without injury, and make boneless things hard. - RUSAFU - Rude Quotes, Sarcastic Sayings, Funny Thoughts

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Girls have magic powers. They get wet without water, bleed without injury, and make boneless things hard.

Have you ever noticed that the people who tell you to calm down are the ones that pissed you off in the first place? - RUSAFU - Rude Quotes, Sarcastic Sayings, Funny Thoughts

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Have you ever noticed that the people who tell you to calm down are the ones that pissed you off in the first place?

Going to bed early, not leaving my house, not going to parties... My childhood punishments have become my adult goals. - RUSAFU - Rude Quotes, Sarcastic Sayings, Funny Thoughts

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Going to bed early, not leaving my house, not going to parties... My childhood punishments have become my adult goals.