Funny Encouragement Ecard: Women are angels. When someone breaks our wings, we simply continue to fly. Usually on a broomstick. We're flexible like that.

Made me laugh! I do love her though <3

Hhaha, I always say so sympathetically to my kids when they're whining, "Oooh what's that? I can't hear what you're saying through the whining.* Works every time!

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So true haha

Or I'm really happy, let's go buy shit. Or I'm sad, let's go buy shit.

I wish!

I'm always disappointed when a liar's pants don't actually catch on fire. Liar, Liar, pants on fire!


Sometimes your knight in shining armor is just a retard in tin foil. --- Can I get an amen?

Yep, that's us!

LOL I wish I could say this wasn't true! "My family is tempermental: Half temper, Half mental" Funny Quotes About Family Jokes.

muffin top. Lol!!

Funny Confession Ecard: Just because you put a pretty shirt over your muffin top does not make it a cupcake. Oh, my sides hurt from laughing.

Seriously though

I`m worried my guardian angel is a crack head . omg, now I know what`s wrong with my life.

Can this be my new motto? lol

Ok maybe I cook & post slutty pictures of me cooking.


Funny Friendship Ecard: It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

so funny

Free, Get Well Ecard: Seems like you have a case of being a little bitch. I'm presribing you a heavy dose of man the fuck up.

This is so true! lol

Dear children, I only take credit for the first 9 months after that you were exposed to your father haha


Funny Encouragement Ecard: Today, Ill be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying all my shit with Febreeze.