Stop Talking to me
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OMG cry me a fuckin river....put your big girl panties on & dial my number if ya got something to say to me. Otherwise take a seat bc I don't give a flying fuck about your feelings.
When I see you out in public. I ignore you for a reason that doesn't mean you approach me and start talking to me....
seriously stop sending me pictures of you and your fucking kid like noticed how we dont interact with you unless its christmas and birthday ...what the fuck dont you fucking get pyco ...dont worry i wont be upset when i have my own kids because I DONT want you a part of their lives at all ...fucking cunt bag that what you get you fuckin crazy psyco bitch
Foreal ! But please do keep talking ! Bitches always wanna fight when I have my kids with me that's why I don't go to her house! I'm sorry your not worth me going to prison because ill murk your ass ! RT !
Hey bitch anything I do is never worth a man putting his hands on me. So go fuck yourself and u deserved ur husband to cheat on u. So enjoy my ex and quit worrying about me. If u have a problem call me:))
If you feel this, you should feel uncomfotable entertaining the thought of speaking to me.
If I were truly brave I would probably end up saying this at least fourteen times a day.
Bitch stop talking to me, I don't even like you.|Yes! There is always that one person
Let me see her outside of work!!! Then I just might have to tell her this!!' Lol.
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Locking your car doors at a light because someone on the corner looks shady or crazy...then worry that they heard doors lock and you are hurting their feelings. | Confession Ecard
This is me, although, I don't discriminate, even ifI see a woman with a stroller I still lock my car doors. The person is a reminder that people are on the street and I need my doors locked!! Haha
For this reason, I am glad my car door lock automatically.
My life on every exit ramp...
Sorry, but your password must contain...
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this is why i can't ever remember my passwords...so the truth
I hate passwords. ROFL!!! This is SO true!!
haha this made me laugh! So true.
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truest E card ever.
Spring is an excellent reminder that I was supposed to get in shape before spring.
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Spring is an excellent reminder that I was supposed to get in shape before spring. Can't stop laughing at this one!!!
Funny Seasonal Ecard: Spring is an excellent reminder that I was supposed to get in shape before spring.
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#Spring is an excellent reminder that I was supposed to get in shape before spring. #ohyeah #truth #lazy #Ilovefood
It's never too late to get in shape!
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I wish it was socially acceptable to throw water balloons at people. Like, I don't want to hurt you but I do want to ruin your day
So true- I think I might of pinned this already, but I find it again and it made me laugh again.
I don't wanna hurt you, but you seriously need a water balloon upside your head.
Heh. Throwing water balloons at annoying people.
☼ Water balloons at work would be awesome.
Giggle Mondays... hahahaha YES
seems like a good idea to me.
story of my life
Only my moments are sometimes i feel like i'm 20 until i'm with 20 year olds and they make me feel much older. Until i'm with 30 year olds then i feel 20... and it continues. Which i guess is fitting considering i'm 25.
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I'm 30 but I still feel like I'm 20... until I hang out with 20 year olds. Then I'm like no, never mind, I'm 30. haha. And proud of it! Lovin' 30's. ;)
I'm 30 but I still feel like I'm 20.... Until I hang out with 20 year olds. Then I'm like no, never mind, I'm 30.
It should read: I'm 40, but I still feel like I'm 20... Until I hang out with 30 year olds, then I feel 50! :)
I may not physically be 30 but I have the mind of a 30+ year old and 20 year olds drive me crazy!
Hahahaha so true! Then I just say, well 30s are better anyway. Lol
So true considering I'm in class with 20 year olds everyday.
I am a delicate flower, God dammit, and you will treat me like a fucking lady.
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I am a delicate fucking flower! Lol
Hee Hee! That's me!
God damn right!
So true haha
inadequate respect for tomorrow
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I sometimes pretend to myself that I have insomnia when what I really have is a good book and inadequate respect for tomorrow. #ecards // Yup.
True story... a good book or an episode of Doctor Who. <-- This person understands my life.
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A good book and inadequate respect for tomorrow. True story last night!
It's so true when you have a good book you have no respect for tomorrow
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So true. Story of my life here
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Lmao, this caused a fit of giggles
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makes me laugh
I may not be skinny, but I'm freaking awesome and that's basically the same thing. | Confession Ecard | someecards.com
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Funny Confession Ecard: I may not be skinny, but I'm freaking awesome and that's basically the same thing.
Not skinny but awesome! That's me.... I+may+not+be+skinny,+but+I'm+freaking+awesome+and+that's+basically+the+same+thing.
No, I`m skinny and I think if u ain`t- it`s just impossible to be awesome, i`m awesome
I may not be skinny, but I'm freaking awesome...
i may not be skinny but i'm awesome!
This pretty much sums up my life. ;)
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This is literally the funniest thing ever... (this is so my husband when I poor his cereal)
Soooo true. The milk to cereal ratio is more important than people realize!
This is literally the funniest thing ever...I laughed so hard
The correct milk to cereal ratio is of utmost importance
There is a proper milk to cereal ratio!
Or the cereal to milk ratio...
Hahaha! So funny
My husband needs to understand this.
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Love cooking... hate husband for not making up his mind on what i should make
LOL story of my life, followed by 'I'm not picky' hahaha
omg so true ...me and Chris every night
Story of my life everyday! So true!
Ever single night this happens! Lol
bahahahaha...this is my life lol
Every single night at my house!
Truth. story of my life -_-
HAHAHAHA. Story of my life
equal opportunity loathing
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I've never hated anyone as much as I hate everyone. #funny ecard
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This is totally us Melissa DeSimone
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I can't even believe this!!! LAUGHING MY BEHIND OFF!!! Here's to the queens of passive aggressive status posters... "Cracks me up... " Hahaha
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Oh this is for so many people in my life =(
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Ohhhhh story of my life
Oh so true!
I follow a Facebook page called "We survived Bush. You will survive Obama" ;) https://www.facebook.com/WSBYSO
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Seriously CHILL the F out. If we survived bush we can survive just about anything
I'm an Obama fan and this is what I have to say (not to mention Bush Sr)!
I'm an Obama fan and this is what I have to say about that, grannnnpa.
Seriously people stop fucking complaining...
So shut up already... Sore losers!
seriously, stop whining
So true and so funny!
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Funny Halloween Ecard: I'm going as George W. Bush for Halloween so that no one expects any help from me after the hurricane.
I'm going as George W. Bush for Halloween so that no one expects any help from me after the hurricane. #SANDY
I know this isnt funny. But all i think about is kanya west and mike myers.
Awesome costume idea, especially for you East Coast kids!
A truly misunderestimated halloween costume, indeed.
been there, done that.
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Lol for my husband except he didn't excatly walk across the house. I laughed so hard I peed on myself
haha...my stomach hurts from laughing so hard bahaaaaaaaaa!
Laughed a little too hard at this, can't stop laughing!!!
Seriously laughing out loud!!! HAHAHAHA
who hasnt!!!!! Lololol laughing so hard
FO SHO! I can't stop laughing!!!
Lets be honest!
haha so true
OMG so funny
I need company
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If you can't say anything fucking nice about anyone, come sit by me.
This is for me and my friend Carl ;) don't be jealous...
From steel magnolias, minus the f-bomb!
@Theresa Burger Petrosino
my job :)
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if you're a book lover like me, you've probably had some form of this conversation at least once in your life
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Bookish friends, you will love this :)
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True story. I don't like putting it in the backseat because it usually ends up UNDER the seat while driving.
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I might sound like a real witch if I admit this; however, it's how I feel. Haha.
true story - I don't want my purse on the floor or in the backseat!!!!
Haha...yes! My purses are expensive. I HATE having them on the floor.
laugh | ...psh where's the purse gonna sit! | *hehe*
Haha...yes! This made me giggle!!
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Don't get me wrong, I love Taylor but this is pretty funny #lol #ecard
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hahaha nothing against Taylor swift but that's pretty funny..
i LOVE Taylor Swift. But this is pretty funny!!!
Bahaha! I like Swift, but this is pretty funny!
Hahaha okay this really made me giggle!
So true, so funny!!
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Men are stupid
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Funny Friendship Ecard: What you need to know about men and women: Women are Crazy, Men are Stupid. But the main reason women are crazy is because men are stupid.
an old George Carlin line, one of my favorites
Hello! Common sense ....
story of my life...
Funny but true