Stop Talking to me
Locking your car doors at a light because someone on the corner looks shady or crazy...then worry that they heard doors lock and you are hurting their feelings.
my roommates say i have a shopping problem. clearly, they're mistaken.
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Spring is an excellent reminder that I was supposed to get in shape before spring.
oh jeez ain't that the damn truth! At least I am not mistaken for a 20 year old because of my behavior, just my looks!
inadequate respect for tomorrow
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My husband needs to understand this.
This is totally us @Melissa DeSimone
I follow a Facebook page called "We survived Bush. You will survive Obama" ;) https://www.facebook.com/WSBYSO
been there, done that.
Funny Thinking of You Ecard: I hate when I have to drive someone around. They always steal my purse's seat.
Funny Breakup Ecard: One of Taylor Swift's ex-boyfriends should write a song called, 'Maybe you're the problem'.
Men are stupid