If women are bad at parking, it's only because we are constantly lied to about what 8 inches is. Some only can wish to b 8 inches.

hahahaha men.

Funny Apology Ecard: Oh you have a cold? How rude of me. I just laid an egg and now my body is violently ripping down the walls of my uterus. But can I get you a tissue? My life it's not even funny


Free and Funny News Ecard: If I wanted to hear from an asshole, I would have farted.

This made me giggle.

I seriously just read this as "You're the poop." 《----I seriously laughed harder at this comment than the pin itself

Seriously!  How does one find themselves in this sort of predicament?

How does one find themselves in this sort of predicament?

Oh man, this dream again where I'm in class taking a test, and then I realize I'm naked, and then I realize my test is a hippo. View "Naked Man Faces Off Against Hippo" and more funny posts on CollegeHumor

30 rock.

How to get out of Jury Duty.

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Let’s celebrate Columbus day by walking into someone’s house and telling them we live there now Via someecards

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Texting has grown so much over the years. I probably don't answer my phone, nearly three times the amount i text. I LOvE texting, its just so much easier to talk and get everything you need to say out at once.

I need this!

LAUNDRY ROOM-Ring Bell wall decal/words/quote

HAHA yes! Harry potter

This cracks me up. even though the song isn't that far off. Voldemort had a jar of ♥s. - Jar of Hearts by Christina Perri - Harry Potter


Wine Bottle = One serving? This bottle of "Wine" doesn't have a suggested serving size printed on the label, so I'm just going to assume it's just one serving.

So awesome!

How to describe Finding Nemo when you want people to think you were watching a grown up movie. Now I want to watch Finding Nemo.