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Exactly ... yes! Give the chill pills to me.

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haha true

I Waste So Much Time


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Sunday #punday

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We tipped the scale heavily toward the latter -- Lots of laughs, the occasional ER visit, but few regrets! LOL #Parenting #Humor

Happy Hour Humor 57 | Hampton Roads Happy Hour


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There's a certain age where you can no longer use the term "Good girl gone bad." It's more like "Her old ass should know better."

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I sometimes watch birds and wonder "I I could fly who would I shit on?"

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  • Emily Rogers
    Emily Rogers


  • Meredith Wilson
    Meredith Wilson

    I would on a lot of people!

Why are you on the internet looking at other cats?

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  • Tonita Lopez
    Tonita Lopez

    Jack wanted me to send this to you.he's feeling neglected!

Whoever is in charge of making sure I don't do stupid shit is fired.

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Hi, we understand you are 40 and still not married.

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I finally know what skinny feels like. Hungry. It feels like hungry.

skinny feels kind of like hungry…. | I Love Funny Pics
  • Cindy Reizer-Negra
    Cindy Reizer-Negra


Get adopted they said. It will be fun, they said.

No, you're wrong. So just sit there in your wrongness and be wrong.

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Sometimes I pretend to be normal; but then it gets b-o-r-i-n-g, so I go back to being me.

Sometimes I pretend to be normal
  • Robin Brown
    Robin Brown

    Cute kitten

  • Barbara Quigley
    Barbara Quigley

    He's so cute

  • Laurie Rego
    Laurie Rego

    So adorable

Oh honey, you have gone beyond muffin-top; that's a busted can of biscuits.

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Sweetie I'm not laughing at your bad luck, I'm merely cheering on Karma for doing such a great job of biting you in the ass...that's totally different...

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  • liz ♡
    liz ♡

    Wait.. What are you referring to? cx

  • BriAlice Elena
    BriAlice Elena


  • liz ♡
    liz ♡

    Oh I thought my mom but that works too xD

  • BriAlice Elena
    BriAlice Elena


  • Nelda Tudon
    Nelda Tudon

    Lmbo luv luv luv tht

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I am fluent in three languages...English, Sarcasm, and Profanity.

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  • Oona

    perhaps a beautiful picture of lucille ball?! ;)

Some people say I have a "short temper", I prefer to call it "A swift and assertive reaction to bullshit".

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Fool me once, shame on me. Fool me twice, bitch seriously what the fuck is your problem?

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I found your nose. It was in my business.

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Look, I'm trying to rant here. Stop interrupting me with "facts" and "reason".

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Just curious if sissy is a bad mom too?! Helped w/ her recovery didn't you? Why help with something you don't believe in? LOL yah that's what I thought

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  • Debi M
    Debi M

    Oh yea lets have some fun!

  • Kate Andrew
    Kate Andrew


  • Amy Ciavarella
    Amy Ciavarella


I do many things well, none of which generate income.

I do many things well…

You're my best friend. Until you start calling me instead of texting. Then it's over between us.

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  • Marci Ekman
    Marci Ekman

    OMG bc if you call, it means it's an emergency!!! LOL

  • Nancy Stumper Morris
    Nancy Stumper Morris

    So true!!

  • Kristen Alexander
    Kristen Alexander

    I only call if I'm super pissed like last nt

  • Hope

    I call my friend because we are both too lazy to text because it requires too much effort

  • Darci Doyle
    Darci Doyle

    Soo funny!!!! How dare you make my phone ring?!! No time for that kind of shenanigans!

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