Sometimes I pretend to be normal; but then it gets b-o-r-i-n-g, so I go back to being me.

Sometimes I pretend to be normal; but then it gets b-o-r-i-n-g, so I go back to being me.

Sweetie I'm not laughing at your bad luck, I'm merely cheering on Karma for doing such a great job of biting you in the ass...that's totally different...

Sweetie I'm not laughing at your bad luck, I'm merely cheering on Karma for doing such a great job of biting you in the ass...that's totally different...

You're my best friend.  Until you start calling me instead of texting.  Then it's over between us.

You're my best friend. Until you start calling me instead of texting. Then it's over between us.

No, you're wrong.  So just sit there in your wrongness and be wrong.

No, you're wrong. So just sit there in your wrongness and be wrong.

Just curious if sissy is a bad mom too?! Helped w/ her recovery didn't you? Why help with something you don't believe in? LOL yah that's what I thought

I sometimes watch birds and wonder "I I could fly who would I shit on?"

I sometimes watch birds and wonder "I I could fly who would I shit on?"

Oh honey, you have gone beyond muffin-top;  that's a busted can of biscuits.

Oh honey, you have gone beyond muffin-top; that's a busted can of biscuits.

Whoever is in charge of making sure I don't do stupid shit is fired.

Whoever is in charge of making sure I don't do stupid shit is fired.

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