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    Funny Crap

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    Exactly ... yes! Give the chill pills to me.

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    haha true

    I Waste So Much Time


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    Sunday #punday

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    So true

    Happy Hour Humor 57 | Hampton Roads Happy Hour


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    There's a certain age where you can no longer use the term "Good girl gone bad." It's more like "Her old ass should know better."

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    I sometimes watch birds and wonder "I I could fly who would I shit on?"

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    • Emily Rogers
      Emily Rogers


    • Meredith Wilson
      Meredith Wilson

      I would on a lot of people!

    Why are you on the internet looking at other cats?

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    • Tonita Lopez
      Tonita Lopez

      Jack wanted me to send this to you.he's feeling neglected!

    Whoever is in charge of making sure I don't do stupid shit is fired.

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    Hi, we understand you are 40 and still not married.

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    I finally know what skinny feels like. Hungry. It feels like hungry.

    skinny feels kind of like hungry…. | I Love Funny Pics
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      Cindy Reizer-Negra


    Get adopted they said. It will be fun, they said.

    No, you're wrong. So just sit there in your wrongness and be wrong.

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    Sometimes I pretend to be normal; but then it gets b-o-r-i-n-g, so I go back to being me.

    Sometimes I pretend to be normal
    • Robin Brown
      Robin Brown

      Cute kitten😻

    • Barbara Quigley
      Barbara Quigley

      He's so cute

    • Laurie Rego
      Laurie Rego

      So adorable

    Oh honey, you have gone beyond muffin-top; that's a busted can of biscuits.

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    Sweetie I'm not laughing at your bad luck, I'm merely cheering on Karma for doing such a great job of biting you in the ass...that's totally different...

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    • liz ♡
      liz ♡

      Wait.. What are you referring to? cx

    • BriAlice Elena
      BriAlice Elena


    • liz ♡
      liz ♡

      Oh I thought my mom but that works too xD

    • BriAlice Elena
      BriAlice Elena


    • Nelda Tudon
      Nelda Tudon

      Lmbo luv luv luv tht

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    I am fluent in three languages...English, Sarcasm, and Profanity.

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    • Oona

      perhaps a beautiful picture of lucille ball?! ;)

    Some people say I have a "short temper", I prefer to call it "A swift and assertive reaction to bullshit".

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    Fool me once, shame on me. Fool me twice, bitch seriously what the fuck is your problem?

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    I found your nose. It was in my business.

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    Look, I'm trying to rant here. Stop interrupting me with "facts" and "reason".

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    Just curious if sissy is a bad mom too?! Helped w/ her recovery didn't you? Why help with something you don't believe in? LOL yah that's what I thought

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    • Debi M
      Debi M

      Oh yea lets have some fun!

    • Kate Andrew
      Kate Andrew


    • Amy Ciavarella
      Amy Ciavarella


    I do many things well, none of which generate income.

    I do many things well…

    You're my best friend. Until you start calling me instead of texting. Then it's over between us.

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    • Marci Ekman
      Marci Ekman

      OMG bc if you call, it means it's an emergency!!! LOL

    • Nancy Stumper Morris
      Nancy Stumper Morris

      So true!!

    • Kristen Alexander
      Kristen Alexander

      I only call if I'm super pissed 😉 like last nt

    • Hope

      I call my friend because we are both too lazy to text because it requires too much effort

    • Darci Doyle
      Darci Doyle

      Soo funny!!!! How dare you make my phone ring?!! No time for that kind of shenanigans!

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