Finding the perfect card to give your spouse isn't easy when most of what's out there is Hallmark-grade, lovey-dovey mush. If that kind of overly sentimental stuff makes you uncomfortable and/or want to puke, just know you're not alone. We've rounded up 13 alternative greeting cards for couples with a sense of humor and a less traditional idea of what constitutes romance.
"My beautiful girlfriend came home from work last Tuesday expecting me to have dinner ready and go through our daily evening routine of relaxing and watching TV together. The minute she got in the house, however, I had our luggage sitting in the hallway with Mickey Mouse and our flight itinerary both sitting on top. I told her we had about 10 hours until we were going to hop on a plane and head to Disney World..." LOVE the surprise getaway