Funny Dog Shaming - notice how you never see any cat shaming. This is clearly bc they're not as dumb as dogs. Obviously, I didn't write that because I love dogs. Cats are idiots and apparently so is the person who wrote that.
I turned on the gas stovetop trying to reach the leftovers. Thankfully mom heard the clicking and smelled gas before we all exploded. (Then I ate her iPad. Sorry, Mom.) (Toby has turned the stove on. Hasn't ate an computer - yet!