Funny Workplace Ecard: Don't mistake this fake smile and professional body language. I'd punch you in the throat if I knew I wouldn't lose my job.

Funny Workplace Ecard: Don't mistake this fake smile and professional body language. I'd punch you in the throat if I knew I wouldn't lose my job.

Life isn't a fairytale. If you lose your shoe at midnight you might want to slow down on the tequila.

Life isn't a fairytale. If you lose your shoe at midnight you might want to slow down on the tequila.

I don't pretend to be something I'm not. I know I'm a bitch, and I own that shit like a motherfucker.

I don't pretend to be something I'm not. I know I'm a bitch, and I own that shit like a motherfucker.

You flipped the bitch switch, so sit down, buckle up, and enjoy the ride, asshole. Sorry, but this really made me laugh

You flipped the bitch switch, so sit down, buckle up, and enjoy the ride, asshole. Sorry, but this really made me laugh

Roses are dead, Violets are fine. This day sucks balls, I really love wine.

Roses are dead, Violets are fine. This day sucks balls, I really love wine.

Cute and Short Mother's Day Quotes | Homemade Gifts for Moms by DIY Ready at http://diyready.com/diy-gifts-mothers-day-quotes/

Perfect Mother’s Day Quotes

Cute and Short Mother's Day Quotes | Homemade Gifts for Moms by DIY Ready at http://diyready.com/diy-gifts-mothers-day-quotes/

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