Funny Workplace Ecard: Don't mistake this fake smile and professional body language. I'd punch you in the throat if I knew I wouldn't lose my job.
Heartfelt Quotes: Only trust someone who can see these three things in you..
Life isn't a fairytale. If you lose your shoe at midnight you might want to slow down on the tequila.
I don't pretend to be something I'm not. I know I'm a bitch, and I own that shit like a motherfucker.
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You flipped the bitch switch, so sit down, buckle up, and enjoy the ride, asshole. Sorry, but this really made me laugh
Roses are dead, Violets are fine. This day sucks balls, I really love wine.
@j.ironword knows silence is deadly, follow my brother in word @j.ironword @j.ironword
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