Growing a baby makes me feel like a superhero. A really tired, weak superhero who wants to eat all the time and isn't allowed to lift heavy objects.

Growing a baby makes me feel like a superhero. A really tired, weak superhero who wants to eat all the time and isn't allowed to lift heavy objects.

Yeah right, I'll sleep while the baby is sleeping. I'll also never do laundry, dishes, take a shower, eat, or go to bathroom.

Yeah right, I'll sleep while the baby is sleeping. I'll also never do laundry, dishes, take a shower, eat, or go to bathroom.

Child: "Mom, can I have a candy?" Mom: "Did you brush your teeth?" Child: "Not yet" Mom: "No, then you can't have candy." (Child leaves room and finds Dad)Child: "Dad, can I have candy?" Dad: "Yes.

He wears the pants, but I pick them out. Redman Sounds like you ;

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