Growing a baby makes me feel like a superhero. A really tired, weak superhero who wants to eat all the time and isn't allowed to lift heavy objects.
Yeah right, I'll sleep while the baby is sleeping. I'll also never do laundry, dishes, take a shower, eat, or go to bathroom.
Child: "Mom, can I have a candy?" Mom: "Did you brush your teeth?" Child: "Not yet" Mom: "No, then you can't have candy." (Child leaves room and finds Dad)Child: "Dad, can I have candy?" Dad: "Yes.
He wears the pants, but I pick them out. Redman Sounds like you ;
I'm always right, even when I'm not
This made me laugh...gotta give it to this guy...creative!
Just a thought. sounds like my mother.
Pitch Perfect: Fat Amy Quotes. For a bad day