Bam! (Oh, and your knees crack when you bend over)
I'm a shopaholic on the road to recovery...
Sometimes I think that I'm a good and charming young lady. But then I remember that I love sex, booze and junk food.
Not me but funny.
I wish a bitch with fake eyebrows would try to argue with me. I would lick my thumbs so quick.
All the time!
Of course I'm an organ donor. Who wouldn't want a piece of this?