Sometimes I think that I'm a good and charming young lady. But then I remember that I love sex, booze and junk food.

Sometimes I think that I'm a good and charming young lady. But then I remember that I love sex, booze and junk food.

I wish a bitch with fake eyebrows would try to argue with me. I would lick my thumbs so quick.

Of course I'm an organ donor. Who wouldn't want a piece of this?

Of course I'm an organ donor. Who wouldn't want a piece of this?

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