liar liar pants on fire

I'm always disappointed when a liar's pants don't actually catch on fire. Liar, Liar, pants on fire!

Each and every day!

Sometimes, the amount of self-control it takes to not say what's on my mind is so immense I need a nap afterward.I do occasionally practice self control!

This was my life! So funny!

What its like to have a sister: Oldest with a frown: I'm dressed just like my sister. Youngest with a smile: I'm dressed just like my sister.


Pour On The Mom Guilt I love mom snark. This doesn't mean I don't adore my kids and being a mother, but mom snark is a great way to laugh off the stress.

Source: so-relatable

All the time.The story of my life! lol except I usually make accidental eye contact like 30 times!


I like how oblivious you are to how bat shit crazy you really are.I know a couple people like this.

For April Fools, one of my teacher friends played this awesome trick on her students!! Liked it so much I had to post this somehow!  She told her students that she made them brownies. She told them she would give them to them at the end of the day. All day long they talked about them. She cut out a bunch of brown letter Es. She pulled out the "brown Es" at the end of the day and they were so sad! Good thing she had brought real brownies too! This is so great, so stealing this Brittany!!

Make brown E's for April Fool's Day, after promising brownies :) And then if you want to be nice, have a plate of real brownies after the joke ;


Your inspirational quotes have inspired me to unfriend you. So True, or enough to make me hide your post!