That's me: lawn gnome doppleganger, friend of man and animal, dry-as-a-bone and twice as morbid sense of humor....

Dear Diary

That's me: lawn gnome doppleganger, friend of man and animal, dry-as-a-bone and twice as morbid sense of humor....

Basically. I make plans, cancel them so I can do housework, then right when I'm about to be productive, someone calls and productivity ends. The cycle begins again.

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