the most incredible burn sequince in the history of man kind.
Why do wear hats indoors? Why are you bald and annoying?
I'm not alcohol dependent my dear, its more like drinking a supportive friend.
If only he could read my mind that I want him to read my mind.....Sigh!!
When I asked if you wanted to play doctors n nurses this wasn't exactly what I had in mind.
Sleeping bag with pants. Because hopping around in a sleeping bag would look ridiculous...
From now on, whenever I see people doing that stupid duck face, I will imagine them eating invisible spaghetti.
NO no we haven't been talking about you behind your back I promise, your life isn't that interesting.
Where did you get that toilet from? The pants store?
Whats that god awful smell.....? FEAR!
Got my blow up doll and paddle... What more does a woman need.