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In relationship with... Handgelina Jolie

Why do wear hats indoors? Why are you bald and annoying?

Why do wear hats indoors? Why are you bald and annoying?

I'm not alcohol dependent my dear, its more like drinking a supportive friend.

I'm not alcohol dependent my dear, its more like drinking a supportive friend.

If only he could read my mind that I want him to read my mind.....Sigh!!

If only he could read my mind that I want him to read my mind.....Sigh!!

When I asked if you wanted to play doctors n nurses this wasn't exactly what I had in mind.

When I asked if you wanted to play doctors n nurses this wasn't exactly what I had in mind.

Sleeping bag with pants. Because hopping around in a sleeping bag would look ridiculous...

Sleeping bag with pants. Because hopping around in a sleeping bag would look ridiculous...

Not sure if duck face…

From now on, whenever I see people doing that stupid duck face, I will imagine them eating invisible spaghetti.

NO no we haven't been talking about you behind your back I promise, your life isn't that interesting.

NO no we haven't been talking about you behind your back I promise, your life isn't that interesting.

Where did you get that toilet from? The pants store?

Where did you get that toilet from? The pants store?

Whats that god awful smell.....? FEAR!

Whats that god awful smell.....? FEAR!

Got my blow up doll and paddle... What more does a woman need.

Got my blow up doll and paddle... What more does a woman need.