Protects your hair when you eat... because getting food in your hair would just look ridiculous.
Pretty sure he meant BACON. Most things can be improved by adding BACON. Most things can be improved by one of five things: cheese, bbq sauce, melted butter, ranch dressing, or chocolate.
Funny when people go outta their way to get jalapeno business when they arent really apart of your life
Hahahahah I'm doing this. just put a towel over yourface before the sand!
If I ever have triplets...
I love everything about this picture. I want this blown up on a canvas and put in my house somewhere