Isn't that the truth!
Hahaha! I like the first one
This is my life
Today I'm wearing a lovely shade of I slept like crap so don't piss me off, it's honestly my favorite color I'm surprised I don't wear it more often haha
Getting ready for work like ...
People say, "Go big or go home," as if going home were a bad thing. Heck yeah I wanna go home. And I'm gonna take a nap when I get there.
Just do it like Dexter...
It's more like, "I just feel like UUUUGGGGGHHHH!" It's so ambiguously descriptive. Like "horse face." ➡.
There is no other option.
Reframing the "look how she's dressed - she asked for it" argument shows how truly ridiculous it is.