If Your Food Told the Truth, Here's What it'd Say to You

If Your Food Told the Truth, Here Are 10 Things It Would Say to You. This is way to funny. Except for the peanut butter.

So funny!

A little kid’s brilliant invention…

In the age-old battle between book and bath, man has tried many things: the reading tray, the conveniently placed towel, the waterproof page. An eight-year-old has gone one better, inventing a device that suspends the book safely above the tub.

my kind of...

Free and Funny Friendship Ecard: We can only be friends if you are kind of a bitch. Not a full blown bitch, because that's no fun. And if you're not a bitch at all, that won't work either. A halfway bitch. Those are my kind of people.

LOL these are my kind of jokes

26 Jokes That Only Geeks Might Find Funny [Pic]

Hehe nerd jokes are the best x) 26 Jokes That Only Geeks Might Find Funny: What do you get when you put root beer in a square glass?

I died...

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I can see this being a text between my dad and me. (Although I could probably handle a moth.my text would be about a beetle or spider)

brilliant!

If you think someone is staring at you, yawn. If they yawn, they were staring. Too funny!

Laughed way too hard

It’s weird how it’s acceptable to put someone else’s genitals in your mouth but eating a Dorito off the floor after a few seconds is gross.

Haha

My bathing suit told me to go to the gym, but my sweat pants were like "nah girl, you're good". My bathing suit is going to beat the crap out of my sweat pants.

Awesome Prom Date T-shirt This fun graphic tee with an arrow helps you point out your awesome prom date. Printed on Skreened T-Shirt

The only time anyone should ever use phrase 'ride or die' is if you're a paramedic and your patient won't get in the ambulance.

The only time anyone should ever use phrase 'ride or die' is if you're a paramedic (or even a nurse) and your patient won't get in the ambulance.

L'arche de noé

Disapproving Ostriches These three think Grumpy Cat looks like an amateur.

That's a good beard right there.

Embrace The Beard. "He who sacrifices his beard for a woman deserves neither".

Bahaha

Funny pictures about The perfect cat lady plan. Oh, and cool pics about The perfect cat lady plan. Also, The perfect cat lady plan.

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