a fan of quirky tees, here's stuff that I'd like to put on my tees
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Writing A Book, Stories, Writing Quotes, Writing Stuff, Keepcalm, Calm Quotes, Keep Calm Writing, Writers Life, Calm Stuff
keep calm write your story
Keep Calm. My mom always told me I should write a book.
"Happiness is a way of travel, not a destination"
The Journey, Remember This, Happy Quotes, Travel Tips, Happiness Quotes, So True, Happy Is, Travel Quotes, Happy Campers
happiness = travel + happy campers! Goin' on a weegie hunt - gonna find a biiig one! Secret formula for GOLDEN FORTUNE passed down thru royal connections - the JOURNEY to the TRUTH is the Best Part of the solving the puzzle!
Happiness is a way of travel #quote
Remember happiness is a way of travel not a destination - Roy Goodman. Remembering this for our big road trip this summer!!
LOVE this...it is SO true! Happiness is the journey!
Remember, Happiness is a way of travel. Not a destination. #Revelri #Happiness #Quotes
It's on a bag, but I want a t-shirt that certifies this as acceptable social behaviour
Terry O'Neil, Spade Eating, Fashion, Style, Breakfast, Eating Cake, Kate Spade, Bags, Katespade
Spotted while shopping on Poshmark: "New Kate Spade Eat Cake For Breakfast Bag!"! #poshmark #fashion #shopping #style #kate spade #Handbags
Kate Spade Eat Cake For Breakfast Terry Tote #KateSpade
Laugh, Easy, Quotes, Fit Humor, Fat, Funny Stuff, Things, Smile, Giggles
Fitness Humor : -) Sometimes it's better to be bigger?
You're not fat quote
LOL! This is funny stuff!
HAHAHAHA! I'm not afraid of the "fat" label, but this was so funny. Interesting thing is how fat people, women in particular, become invisible. Shouldn't we be easy to see?
Nice -- not nice --nice .... Actually made me smile :))
hahahahhaha, I can laugh at this b/c I'm easy to see.
This is a bumper sticker for Aparna Andhare
Photos, Cars Windows, Back Photography, Boards Cars, Future Cars, Cars Stickers, Bumper Stickers, Photography Funny, Photography Quotes Funny
totally need this for my future car!
When you get a car, you should get this bumper sticker @Laura Kenney
"Photographer on Board" Car Window Sticker
Rebecca Laffoley HA HA HA!
Funny Texts, Laugh, Funny Stuff, Humor, Things, Hilarious, Wtf, Mom, Giggles
Made me laugh then giggle and then laugh some more. Too funny! Poor thing
Funny funny stuff
Hilarious Mom Txts: WTF
Hilarious mom texts, texting fails, funny texts ...For more hilarious text messages visit www.bestfunnyjokes4u.com/
Funny Text: What Does WTF Mean? instant Humour — The best jokes and humor stuff on the net — Page 3
Writing A Book, Life, Quotes, Writing Better, So True, Truths, Writers, Things, True Stories
I write better than I talk. truth.
This is so true... I can type it out or write it down and it all sounds so good and put together.. but if I am talking and trying to say the exact same thing.. it is nothing but a rambling mess of insecure spoken thoughts ); );
This very well may apply to me, but I speak just FINE when necessary. If I'm being forced into conversation with someone, I'm probably not going to say much at all that the convo enforcer wants to hear - but I DO have a voice. If you don't want to hear my voice speaking the ugly, blatant truth - don't contact me & start talking shit; most especially after I've already asked for time & space in a very calm, very civil manner. Ain't nobody got time fo' dat. I'm sure you've an entirely skewed idea of who I am; doesn't surprise me even a smidge, given the company you keep & your dubious sources.. but spreading rumors & outright lies about someone you've never even been in the company of for more than five minutes? Being ignorant enough to take whatever my ex has told you about me to heart & believe it to be the damn gospel? Calling me a "bad mother" & a "deadbeat mom"? Seriously?! Get your facts straight before you go on the attack & make a plain ASS of yourself. I made a decision that I sincerely, at the time, thought was the healthiest for my son. My ex (aka: your problem now) already knew he had a 'forever spot' at his mommy's house; he already HAD a safe place mapped out to take my son. My relationship with my parents' was entirely different though; once they got all of us kids grown & gone, they built their dream home & planned to live out their golden years there... together & alone. Anyway - I had no clue where I was going when we split. The amount of time my mother & I could spend under the same roof without going for each other's throat was very limited; we could get along beautifully.. for a week or so... after which it would feel to me like I couldn't do anything right & I was a horrible daughter. SO. Absolutely no solidified plan once we left Alabama & I had nothing other than debt to my name & the smaller portion of the profit WE made on the house which I MYSELF purchased while ex-hub & I were on a 7-mo separation. I ALSO WAS VERY IGNORANT. I can't blame anyone other than myself for not reaching out for help. I didn't know what my rights were & I just wanted the hell out & away from my (soon to be, at the time) ex; so, when he brought divorce papers home one evening (after I put the GD pants on, made the call, put my foot down, & refused to quit communicating with someone I met at rehab.. which was one of his 'stipulations' if we were to remain married) I was actually relieved. Yes, tha's right, babydoll - I'm sure he's left this part out, but he knew what happened at Shand's & yet still wanted to "work through it" (which simply would've equated to him holding it over my head forever & ever). He was also, apparently, quite busy while I was in rehab with some "crazy" chick in the cloud (who he supposedly didn't hook up with, but Y'OKAY... I found their precious little picnic photo session on his phone one day, after I returned from rehab & before we divorced)... & he also "only" got a BJ from the rancid cunt who cut our son's hair for the first time.. when his haircuts, long before we separated, typically took 2-3 hours each time. Bitch, please. He's never had THAT much hair; pfft.. he does good to grow a tiny, patch of a goatee. His hairline actually appears to be declining even quicker than his intelligence level since he moved back in with his mommy. Yep. I honestly don't even wanna know what else he pulled - I really don't. I never wanted money from him (or, more accurately, his mom); I didn't want to drag the whole marriage demolition out any longer than necessary.. but the most disturbing thing about the whole ordeal to me (to this very day) is the fact that my ex mislead me on my rights as a parent. He made it sound as if one of us had to be THE custodial parent. Uh-huh. I totally believed him. I honestly thought that one parent or the other had to be the "custodial" parent. That's how I grew up - in a divorced/split family where my mother was the custodial parent.. so it all seemed legit to me. I agreed that he would definitely be able to provide the most stable environment (or so I thought).. & I asked him to promise me that if he ever reached a place in life when parenting our son was not priority, that he would allow me to step in. He promised; & it was a blatant lie. It was one of the most idiotic mistakes I have yet to make in my adult life. I was so desperate to get away, I put my own fears & frustrations in front of my child's wellbeing.. for which my son & I are still paying for to this very day.. &, again, that's all on me now. This didn't become entirely clear to me however, until, over time, I saw more & more frat-like party pics being posted on my ex's MySpace page. Then there are some simply precious ones of my son (which I have tucked away) - before he ever knew how to swim - wearing NO LIFE JACKET & sitting on the side of a boat in motion, surrounded by people who all appear to have beer in their hands. This upset me as, my entire logic in signing over custodial rights in the first fucking place, was that my son would be in a safe, stable environment. I, at that time, had serious doubts regarding my own sanity & ability to make wise, rational decisions. After viewing (literally) hundreds more idiotic pics of ex & his new victim (who's 12-yrs his junior & dumb as dirt) throwing up the shocker sign & upside down peace symbols though, I realized what a horrible mistake I'd made & also what a truly pathetic piece of shit I'd escaped. Radical behavior for a man nearing his 40's, dude. Totally. Knuckle Bumpers Inc? Are you people smoking crack?! That always makes me think of primates... gorillas, who walk around with their knuckles brushing & bumping the ground; makes more than perfect sense when I picture it that way though. BTW, one thing I do not understand to this day: if you two were keeping your relationship a secret & it was all a sham "for my own good".. why would he ever kiss me? And why, after I asked him outright if he was dating someone (because I could tell something was screwy as soon as we reached his mother's house) & he finally admitted to me that he was indeed, was it in any way, shape, or form, necessary for him to ask if I was still in communication with my rehab buddy? Really... WHY? If you two had your "thang" goin' & he already had his mind all made up, why in thee WORLD would that even come up? Things that make ya go, hmmm.
True story. My life.
So true ... I ramble at times, my mind rushes head-long into stories or descriptions and words get jumbled, dropped, or I often draw a blank mid-sentence. I pause and laugh often. Some how, people still manage to understand bits and pieces of what's going on in my head. For this I am grateful. Maybe I should write a book to say thank you.
i write better than i talk #quote
I need this on a tshirt pls
Life, Laugh, Quotes, Funny, So True, Addict, Things, True Dat, True Stories
This is life
This is so true that it's not all that funny, really.
My dad to me when I was 15: "What are you doing all night on the computer?" Me: "I'm doing 'things'..." I still am.
Or addicted to working.. And laughing and best of all LovE.