DIY penny flooring $1.44 a square foot...somehow this really puts into focus how screwed up things are right now. That it's cheaper to tile your house with money than tile.

Penny Tile Floor at the Standard Hotel — NotCot.com

ha ha, I'm pretty afraid.

I'm afraid of a world run by adults who were never spanked as kids and got trophies just for participating. so sad and true

So true!

"I just have to finish the chapter". "ok, well maybe THIS chapter"."one more quick chapter"."Well shit now I HAVE to finish!

“Every girl is expected to have caucasian blue eyes, full Spanish lips, a classic button nose, hairless Asian skin with a California tan, a Jamaican dance hall ass, long Swedish legs, small Japanese feet, the abs of a lesbian gym owner, the hips of a nine-year-old boy, the arms of Michelle Obama and doll tits. This is why everyone is struggling.”   -Tina Fey.

dropyouranchors: “sierrakkusterbeck: ““ “Every girl is expected to have caucasian blue eyes, full Spanish lips, a classic button nose, hairless Asian skin with a California tan, a Jamaican dance hall.

Ha

Oh, thank god! But the sad thing is, when I get older I will probably still say thank god I don't look like I did at

ridiculously true

its true (not for me) I hate target its a bunch of people thinking they're better than you because they arent shopping at walmart. get over yourselves its target.

mary poppins!

K, this drives me crazy! Mary Poppins did NOT say this. Cleary, whoever made this sign does not know Disney! It was in fact Mrs. Banks that sang this line in a song in the Mary Poppins movie.

Before leaving your hotel room…

Before leaving your hotel room…

Fun for April Fools! Several very funny ways to scare the crap out of hotel maids. using laundry.

Stephen Colbert on the complexity of One Direction's lyrics.

Stephen Colbert On The Complexity Of One Direction's Lyrics

Stephen Colbert on the complexity of One Direction's lyrics of 'What makes you beautiful'. Self confidence is what makes you beautiful, not make-up or a pretty dress.

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