Rottenecards - Please, don't be a bitch to me. Because then I'll have to be a bitch back, and I can do it better than you.

Please, don't be a bitch to me. Because then I'll have to be a bitch back, and I can do it better than you.just like everything else about me is better than you!

too funny!

I hate when you offer someone a sincere compliment on their mustache and suddenly she’s not your friend anymore.

hahaha

"Pardon last nights drunk texts. That Tequila is one chatty bitch!

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Finally shaved my legs, and donated it to Locks of Love. it was a very long winter.

...look at her butt!

Becky tee

Part Wolf Mens T-shirt from Buy Me Brunch – Buy Me Brunch.it says for men but i like all the sarcastic stuff they put on mens shirts instead of the wanna be cute stuff they put on womens shirts

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