A senior citizen was pulled over for speeding. Pulling in behind him, the trooper walked up, looked at his watch, and said, Sir, my shift ends in ten minutes. Its Good Friday. If you can give me a reason for speeding that Ive never heard before, Ill let you go. The old gentleman paused. Then he said, Years ago, my wife ran off with a State trooper. I thought you were bringing her back. Have a good day, sir, replied the trooper.