Oh yes, you are SO very gangstah.
Wearing a cross around your neck doesn't make you a good person any more than wearing a heart around your neck makes you a cardiologist.
"If your biggest issue regarding your child's food intake is having to skip a pb now and then, you should really hit your knees and say a prayer of thanks. Millions would change places with you in a heartbeat." Made by ME!
Know what pisses off a pediatrician? When some idiot says 'I could NEVER do that. I love kids too much.' Yes, WE all hate children. Nailed it.