so me

Do this everytime! I hate walking back up the stairs and to the parking lot to bring groceries into my apartment!

thank goodness!

i just rescued some wine. it was trapped in a bottle. i saved the day! must be heroes everyday!


Ok I'll try and phrase this so it doesn't hurt your feelings.You annoy the ever living fuck out of me. some people just do though smh.


YES like seriously, don't shave hairless legs if you want to impress the rest of us shave a bear lol. i wish i had hairless legs to shave.


Funny Confession Ecard: Instead of milk with my cereal I use wine and then also instead of my cereal I use wine.

The good parent

You got in trouble for saying crap? That is not even a fucking swear word! This will most likely be me to my future children. sad but so fucking true.

This is me haha!

Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers. if you do find one, what's your plan? THATS ME


I need to work on my faces.too many people can tell when I don't mean things.

Skinny jeans are disastrous enough.

it's a recipe for disaster when your country has an obesity epidemic and a skinny jean fad.

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