oh yeah! LOL

Let me play you the song of my people…

As I child, I too was proficient in the door stopper instrument.

Quick check your face, because I just found a nose in my business.to bad it's usually my nose.

Now that's funny!!!

Funny pictures about Wrong way of wearing a Disney sweater. Oh, and cool pics about Wrong way of wearing a Disney sweater. Also, Wrong way of wearing a Disney sweater.

can't stop laughing

And the Golden Ticket winner is…

HAHAHAHHAHAHA I'm dying laughing right now!!!! :-D

I wonder if my job would accept this as an excuse lol? Funny Get Well Ecard: Next time you call in Sick to work, tell em you have Anal Blindness. Tell em, 'I don't see my ass coming to work.

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Squirrel: I'm sorry to bother you but the bird feeder is empty. (A squirrel, my mother named Petey, once got on the porch railing and rang the doorbell because he wanted some peanuts!) Now I call all squirrels, "Petey"

More likely a strawberry.

I would like to think I will die a heroic death but it's more likely I'll trip over my dog and choke on a spoonful of frosting. [substitute "peanut butter" for frosting!

Funny Quotes and Sayings about Life and Friendship Wall Stickers Decals for Girls Bedroom Decorating Ideas Funny Quotes about Life and Friendship for Wall Stickers

Funny pictures about I'm in love with my bed. Oh, and cool pics about I'm in love with my bed. Also, I'm in love with my bed photos.

Dory | I'm never drinking again Oh look! Alcohol! - WeKnowMemes

"Just Keep Pinning," says Dory from Finding Nemo! Dory has got to be my favorite Disney character EVER! next to Ariel of course.

I want to grow my own food, but I can't find any bacon seeds.

I want to grow my own food, but I can't find any bacon seeds.exactly what my garden is missing! Screw those tomatoes and lettuce seeds!

Haha

I wish mosquitos sucked fat instead of blood, then we could sit outside and eat donuts all day!

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