Most nights

This is so me, most days.I have to put make-up, a bra andddd pants on? I'm not going.

Lol so funny

Clever old man…


I'm worried we're not saving enough for our retirement alcohol. Load up the wine cellar!

Be kind.Work hard. Stay humble. Smile often. Stay loyal.Keep honest. Travel when possible.Never stop.Learning. Be thankful always. And most important love.

Be kind Work hard Stay humble Smile often Stay loyal Keep honest Travel when possible Be thankful always And love

Too funny!

The first row and the last row are true. I suppose the last column (Ultra safe) would be too if I drank wine. Let's just change that whole column to "chocolate" instead of wine.

oh wine//

Haha - Dear wine, We had a deal. You were to make me funnier, sexier, smarter and a better dancer. I saw the video. we need to talk.


Funny Confession Ecard: I enjoy a glass of wine each night for it's health benefits. The other glasses are for my witty comebacks and flawless dance moves. How do they know me so well?

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